BARNABY RUDGE

 

A TALE OF THE RIOTS OF 'EIGHTY

 

By

 

Charles Dickens

 


CONTENTS:

 

PREFACE. 4

Chapter 1. 7

Chapter 2. 19

Chapter 3. 26

Chapter 4. 32

Chapter 5. 40

Chapter 6. 44

Chapter 7. 52

Chapter 8. 57

Chapter 9. 65

Chapter 10. 70

Chapter 11. 79

Chapter 12. 83

Chapter 13. 90

Chapter 14. 99

Chapter 15. 103

Chapter 16. 111

Chapter 17. 116

Chapter 18. 125

Chapter 19. 129

Chapter 20. 137

Chapter 21. 142

Chapter 22. 149

Chapter 23. 154

Chapter 24. 163

Chapter 25. 168

Chapter 26. 176

Chapter 27. 180

Chapter 28. 189

Chapter 29. 194

Chapter 30. 203

Chapter 31. 206

Chapter 32. 215

Chapter 33. 219

Chapter 34. 227

Chapter 35. 232

Chapter 36. 242

Chapter 37. 247

Chapter 38. 256

Chapter 39. 261

Chapter 40. 270

Chapter 41. 276

Chapter 42. 285

Chapter 43. 289

Chapter 44. 298

Chapter 45. 302

Chapter 46. 310

Chapter 47. 315

Chapter 48. 322

Chapter 49. 329

Chapter 50. 337

Chapter 51. 342

Chapter 52. 350

Chapter 53. 355

Chapter 54. 362

Chapter 55. 368

Chapter 56. 374

Chapter 57. 381

Chapter 58. 388

Chapter 59. 394

Chapter 60. 403

Chapter 61. 407

Chapter 62. 413

Chapter 63. 421

Chapter 64. 428

Chapter 65. 435

Chapter 66. 443

Chapter 67. 448

Chapter 68. 456

Chapter 69. 460

Chapter 70. 469

Chapter 71. 475

Chapter 72. 483

Chapter 73. 488

Chapter 74. 496

Chapter 75. 502

Chapter 76. 511

Chapter 77. 515

Chapter 78. 524

Chapter 79. 529

Chapter 80. 536

Chapter 81. 542

Chapter the Last 549

 

 


PREFACE

 

The late Mr Waterton having, some time ago, expressed his opinion  that ravens are gradually becoming extinct in England, I offered  the few following words about my experience of these birds.

 

The raven in this story is a compound of two great originals, of  whom I was, at different times, the proud possessor.  The first was  in the bloom of his youth, when he was discovered in a modest  retirement in London, by a friend of mine, and given to me.  He had  from the first, as Sir Hugh Evans says of Anne Page, 'good gifts',  which he improved by study and attention in a most exemplary  manner.  He slept in a stable--generally on horseback--and so  terrified a Newfoundland dog by his preternatural sagacity, that he  has been known, by the mere superiority of his genius, to walk off  unmolested with the dog's dinner, from before his face.  He was  rapidly rising in acquirements and virtues, when, in an evil hour,  his stable was newly painted.  He observed the workmen closely,  saw that they were careful of the paint, and immediately burned to  possess it.  On their going to dinner, he ate up all they had left  behind, consisting of a pound or two of white lead; and this  youthful indiscretion terminated in death.

 

While I was yet inconsolable for his loss, another friend of mine  in Yorkshire discovered an older and more gifted raven at a village  public-house, which he prevailed upon the landlord to part with for  a consideration, and sent up to me.  The first act of this Sage,  was, to administer to the effects of his predecessor, by  disinterring all the cheese and halfpence he had buried in the  garden--a work of immense labour and research, to which he devoted  all the energies of his mind.  When he had achieved this task, he  applied himself to the acquisition of stable language, in which he  soon became such an adept, that he would perch outside my window  and drive imaginary horses with great skill, all day.  Perhaps  even I never saw him at his best, for his former master sent his  duty with him, 'and if I wished the bird to come out very strong,  would I be so good as to show him a drunken man'--which I never  did, having (unfortunately) none but sober people at hand.

 

But I could hardly have respected him more, whatever the  stimulating influences of this sight might have been.  He had not  the least respect, I am sorry to say, for me in return, or for  anybody but the cook; to whom he was attached--but only, I fear, as  a Policeman might have been.  Once, I met him unexpectedly, about  half-a-mile from my house, walking down the middle of a public  street, attended by a pretty large crowd, and spontaneously  exhibiting the whole of his accomplishments.  His gravity under  those trying circumstances, I can never forget, nor the  extraordinary gallantry with which, refusing to be brought home, he  defended himself behind a pump, until overpowered by numbers.  It  may have been that he was too bright a genius to live long, or it  may have been that he took some pernicious substance into his bill,  and thence into his maw--which is not improbable, seeing that he  new-pointed the greater part of the garden-wall by digging out the  mortar, broke countless squares of glass by scraping away the putty  all round the frames, and tore up and swallowed, in splinters, the  greater part of a wooden staircase of six steps and a landing--but  after some three years he too was taken ill, and died before the  kitchen fire.  He kept his eye to the last upon the meat as it  roasted, and suddenly.  turned over on his back with a sepulchral  cry of 'Cuckoo!'  Since then I have been ravenless.

 

No account of the Gordon Riots having been to my knowledge  introduced into any Work of Fiction, and the subject presenting  very extraordinary and remarkable features, I was led to project  this Tale.

 

It is unnecessary to say, that those shameful tumults, while they  reflect indelible disgrace upon the time in which they occurred,  and all who had act or part in them, teach a good lesson.  That  what we falsely call a religious cry is easily raised by men who  have no religion, and who in their daily practice set at nought the  commonest principles of right and wrong; that it is begotten of  intolerance and persecution; that it is senseless, besotted,  inveterate and unmerciful; all History teaches us.  But perhaps we  do not know it in our hearts too well, to profit by even so humble  an example as the 'No Popery' riots of Seventeen Hundred and Eighty.

 

However imperfectly those disturbances are set forth in the  following pages, they are impartially painted by one who has no  sympathy with the Romish Church, though he acknowledges, as most  men do, some esteemed friends among the followers of its creed.

 

In the description of the principal outrages, reference has been  had to the best authorities of that time, such as they are; the  account given in this Tale, of all the main features of the Riots,  is substantially correct.

 

Mr Dennis's allusions to the flourishing condition of his trade in  those days, have their foundation in Truth, and not in the  Author's fancy.  Any file of old Newspapers, or odd volume of the  Annual Register, will prove this with terrible ease.

 

Even the case of Mary Jones, dwelt upon with so much pleasure by  the same character, is no effort of invention.  The facts were  stated, exactly as they are stated here, in the House of Commons.   Whether they afforded as much entertainment to the merry gentlemen  assembled there, as some other most affecting circumstances of a  similar nature mentioned by Sir Samuel Romilly, is not recorded.

 

That the case of Mary Jones may speak the more emphatically for  itself, I subjoin it, as related by SIR WILLIAM MEREDITH in a  speech in Parliament, 'on Frequent Executions', made in 1777.

 

'Under this act,' the Shop-lifting Act, 'one Mary Jones was  executed, whose case I shall just mention; it was at the time when  press warrants were issued, on the alarm about Falkland Islands.   The woman's husband was pressed, their goods seized for some debts  of his, and she, with two small children, turned into the streets  a-begging.  It is a circumstance not to be forgotten, that she was  very young (under nineteen), and most remarkably handsome.  She  went to a linen-draper's shop, took some coarse linen off the  counter, and slipped it under her cloak; the shopman saw her, and  she laid it down: for this she was hanged.  Her defence was (I have  the trial in my pocket), "that she had lived in credit, and wanted  for nothing, till a press-gang came and stole her husband from her;  but since then, she had no bed to lie on; nothing to give her  children to eat; and they were almost naked; and perhaps she might  have done something wrong, for she hardly knew what she did."  The  parish officers testified the truth of this story; but it seems,  there had been a good deal of shop-lifting about Ludgate; an  example was thought necessary; and this woman was hanged for the  comfort and satisfaction of shopkeepers in Ludgate Street.  When  brought to receive sentence, she behaved in such a frantic manner,  as proved her mind to he in a distracted and desponding state; and  the child was sucking at her breast when she set out for Tyburn.'

 


Chapter 1

 

In the year 1775, there stood upon the borders of Epping Forest,  at a distance of about twelve miles from London--measuring from the  Standard in Cornhill,' or rather from the spot on or near to which  the Standard used to be in days of yore--a house of public  entertainment called the Maypole; which fact was demonstrated to  all such travellers as could neither read nor write (and at that  time a vast number both of travellers and stay-at-homes were in  this condition) by the emblem reared on the roadside over against  the house, which, if not of those goodly proportions that Maypoles  were wont to present in olden times, was a fair young ash, thirty  feet in height, and straight as any arrow that ever English yeoman  drew.

 

The Maypole--by which term from henceforth is meant the house, and  not its sign--the Maypole was an old building, with more gable ends  than a lazy man would care to count on a sunny day; huge zig-zag  chimneys, out of which it seemed as though even smoke could not  choose but come in more than naturally fantastic shapes, imparted  to it in its tortuous progress; and vast stables, gloomy, ruinous,  and empty.  The place was said to have been built in the days of  King Henry the Eighth; and there was a legend, not only that Queen  Elizabeth had slept there one night while upon a hunting excursion,  to wit, in a certain oak-panelled room with a deep bay window, but  that next morning, while standing on a mounting block before the  door with one foot in the stirrup, the virgin monarch had then and  there boxed and cuffed an unlucky page for some neglect of duty.   The matter-of-fact and doubtful folks, of whom there were a few  among the Maypole customers, as unluckily there always are in every  little community, were inclined to look upon this tradition as  rather apocryphal; but, whenever the landlord of that ancient  hostelry appealed to the mounting block itself as evidence, and  triumphantly pointed out that there it stood in the same place to  that very day, the doubters never failed to be put down by a large  majority, and all true believers exulted as in a victory.

 

Whether these, and many other stories of the like nature, were true  or untrue, the Maypole was really an old house, a very old house,  perhaps as old as it claimed to be, and perhaps older, which will  sometimes happen with houses of an uncertain, as with ladies of a  certain, age.  Its windows were old diamond-pane lattices, its  floors were sunken and uneven, its ceilings blackened by the hand  of time, and heavy with massive beams.  Over the doorway was an  ancient porch, quaintly and grotesquely carved; and here on summer  evenings the more favoured customers smoked and drank--ay, and  sang many a good song too, sometimes--reposing on two grim-looking  high-backed settles, which, like the twin dragons of some fairy  tale, guarded the entrance to the mansion.

 

In the chimneys of the disused rooms, swallows had built their  nests for many a long year, and from earliest spring to latest  autumn whole colonies of sparrows chirped and twittered in the  eaves.  There were more pigeons about the dreary stable-yard and  out-buildings than anybody but the landlord could reckon up.  The  wheeling and circling flights of runts, fantails, tumblers, and  pouters, were perhaps not quite consistent with the grave and sober  character of the building, but the monotonous cooing, which never  ceased to be raised by some among them all day long, suited it  exactly, and seemed to lull it to rest.  With its overhanging  stories, drowsy little panes of glass, and front bulging out and  projecting over the pathway, the old house looked as if it were  nodding in its sleep.  Indeed, it needed no very great stretch of  fancy to detect in it other resemblances to humanity.  The bricks  of which it was built had originally been a deep dark red, but had  grown yellow and discoloured like an old man's skin; the sturdy  timbers had decayed like teeth; and here and there the ivy, like a  warm garment to comfort it in its age, wrapt its green leaves  closely round the time-worn walls.

 

It was a hale and hearty age though, still: and in the summer or  autumn evenings, when the glow of the setting sun fell upon the oak  and chestnut trees of the adjacent forest, the old house, partaking  of its lustre, seemed their fit companion, and to have many good  years of life in him yet.

 

The evening with which we have to do, was neither a summer nor an  autumn one, but the twilight of a day in March, when the wind  howled dismally among the bare branches of the trees, and rumbling  in the wide chimneys and driving the rain against the windows of  the Maypole Inn, gave such of its frequenters as chanced to be  there at the moment an undeniable reason for prolonging their stay,  and caused the landlord to prophesy that the night would certainly  clear at eleven o'clock precisely,--which by a remarkable  coincidence was the hour at which he always closed his house.

 

The name of him upon whom the spirit of prophecy thus descended was  John Willet, a burly, large-headed man with a fat face, which  betokened profound obstinacy and slowness of apprehension,  combined with a very strong reliance upon his own merits.  It was  John Willet's ordinary boast in his more placid moods that if he  were slow he was sure; which assertion could, in one sense at  least, be by no means gainsaid, seeing that he was in everything  unquestionably the reverse of fast, and withal one of the most  dogged and positive fellows in existence--always sure that what he  thought or said or did was right, and holding it as a thing quite  settled and ordained by the laws of nature and Providence, that  anybody who said or did or thought otherwise must be inevitably and  of necessity wrong.

 

Mr Willet walked slowly up to the window, flattened his fat nose  against the cold glass, and shading his eyes that his sight might  not be affected by the ruddy glow of the fire, looked abroad.  Then  he walked slowly back to his old seat in the chimney-corner, and,  composing himself in it with a slight shiver, such as a man might  give way to and so acquire an additional relish for the warm blaze,  said, looking round upon his guests:

 

'It'll clear at eleven o'clock.  No sooner and no later.  Not  before and not arterwards.'

 

'How do you make out that?' said a little man in the opposite  corner.  'The moon is past the full, and she rises at nine.'

 

John looked sedately and solemnly at his questioner until he had  brought his mind to bear upon the whole of his observation, and  then made answer, in a tone which seemed to imply that the moon was  peculiarly his business and nobody else's:

 

'Never you mind about the moon.  Don't you trouble yourself about  her.  You let the moon alone, and I'll let you alone.'

 

'No offence I hope?' said the little man.

 

Again John waited leisurely until the observation had thoroughly  penetrated to his brain, and then replying, 'No offence as YET,'  applied a light to his pipe and smoked in placid silence; now and  then casting a sidelong look at a man wrapped in a loose riding-coat with huge cuffs ornamented with tarnished silver lace and  large metal buttons, who sat apart from the regular frequenters of  the house, and wearing a hat flapped over his face, which was still  further shaded by the hand on which his forehead rested, looked  unsociable enough.

 

There was another guest, who sat, booted and spurred, at some  distance from the fire also, and whose thoughts--to judge from his  folded arms and knitted brows, and from the untasted liquor before  him--were occupied with other matters than the topics under  discussion or the persons who discussed them.  This was a young man  of about eight-and-twenty, rather above the middle height, and  though of somewhat slight figure, gracefully and strongly made.  He  wore his own dark hair, and was accoutred in a riding dress, which  together with his large boots (resembling in shape and fashion  those worn by our Life Guardsmen at the present day), showed  indisputable traces of the bad condition of the roads.  But travel-stained though he was, he was well and even richly attired, and  without being overdressed looked a gallant gentleman.

 

Lying upon the table beside him, as he had carelessly thrown them  down, were a heavy riding-whip and a slouched hat, the latter worn  no doubt as being best suited to the inclemency of the weather.   There, too, were a pair of pistols in a holster-case, and a short  riding-cloak.  Little of his face was visible, except the long dark  lashes which concealed his downcast eyes, but an air of careless  ease and natural gracefulness of demeanour pervaded the figure, and  seemed to comprehend even those slight accessories, which were all  handsome, and in good keeping.

 

Towards this young gentleman the eyes of Mr Willet wandered but  once, and then as if in mute inquiry whether he had observed his  silent neighbour.  It was plain that John and the young gentleman  had often met before.  Finding that his look was not returned, or  indeed observed by the person to whom it was addressed, John  gradually concentrated the whole power of his eyes into one focus,  and brought it to bear upon the man in the flapped hat, at whom he  came to stare in course of time with an intensity so remarkable,  that it affected his fireside cronies, who all, as with one accord,  took their pipes from their lips, and stared with open mouths at  the stranger likewise.

 

The sturdy landlord had a large pair of dull fish-like eyes, and  the little man who had hazarded the remark about the moon (and who  was the parish-clerk and bell-ringer of Chigwell, a village hard  by) had little round black shiny eyes like beads; moreover this  little man wore at the knees of his rusty black breeches, and on  his rusty black coat, and all down his long flapped waistcoat,  little queer buttons like nothing except his eyes; but so like  them, that as they twinkled and glistened in the light of the fire,  which shone too in his bright shoe-buckles, he seemed all eyes from  head to foot, and to be gazing with every one of them at the  unknown customer.  No wonder that a man should grow restless under  such an inspection as this, to say nothing of the eyes belonging to  short Tom Cobb the general chandler and post-office keeper, and  long Phil Parkes the ranger, both of whom, infected by the example  of their companions, regarded him of the flapped hat no less  attentively.

 

The stranger became restless; perhaps from being exposed to this  raking fire of eyes, perhaps from the nature of his previous  meditations--most probably from the latter cause, for as he changed  his position and looked hastily round, he started to find himself  the object of such keen regard, and darted an angry and suspicious  glance at the fireside group.  It had the effect of immediately  diverting all eyes to the chimney, except those of John Willet, who  finding himself as it were, caught in the fact, and not being (as  has been already observed) of a very ready nature, remained staring  at his guest in a particularly awkward and disconcerted manner.

 

'Well?' said the stranger.

 

Well.  There was not much in well.  It was not a long speech.  'I  thought you gave an order,' said the landlord, after a pause of two  or three minutes for consideration.

 

The stranger took off his hat, and disclosed the hard features of a  man of sixty or thereabouts, much weatherbeaten and worn by time,  and the naturally harsh expression of which was not improved by a  dark handkerchief which was bound tightly round his head, and,  while it served the purpose of a wig, shaded his forehead, and  almost hid his eyebrows.  If it were intended to conceal or divert  attention from a deep gash, now healed into an ugly seam, which  when it was first inflicted must have laid bare his cheekbone, the  object was but indifferently attained, for it could scarcely fail  to be noted at a glance.  His complexion was of a cadaverous hue,  and he had a grizzly jagged beard of some three weeks' date.  Such  was the figure (very meanly and poorly clad) that now rose from the  seat, and stalking across the room sat down in a corner of the  chimney, which the politeness or fears of the little clerk very  readily assigned to him.

 

'A highwayman!' whispered Tom Cobb to Parkes the ranger.

 

'Do you suppose highwaymen don't dress handsomer than that?'  replied Parkes.  'It's a better business than you think for, Tom,  and highwaymen don't need or use to be shabby, take my word for it.'

 

Meanwhile the subject of their speculations had done due honour to  the house by calling for some drink, which was promptly supplied by  the landlord's son Joe, a broad-shouldered strapping young fellow  of twenty, whom it pleased his father still to consider a little  boy, and to treat accordingly.  Stretching out his hands to warm  them by the blazing fire, the man turned his head towards the  company, and after running his eye sharply over them, said in a  voice well suited to his appearance:

 

'What house is that which stands a mile or so from here?'

 

'Public-house?' said the landlord, with his usual deliberation.

 

'Public-house, father!' exclaimed Joe, 'where's the public-house  within a mile or so of the Maypole?  He means the great house--the  Warren--naturally and of course.  The old red brick house, sir,  that stands in its own grounds--?'

 

'Aye,' said the stranger.

 

'And that fifteen or twenty years ago stood in a park five times as  broad, which with other and richer property has bit by bit changed  hands and dwindled away--more's the pity!' pursued the young man.

 

'Maybe,' was the reply.  'But my question related to the owner.   What it has been I don't care to know, and what it is I can see for  myself.'

 

The heir-apparent to the Maypole pressed his finger on his lips,  and glancing at the young gentleman already noticed, who had  changed his attitude when the house was first mentioned, replied in  a lower tone:

 

'The owner's name is Haredale, Mr Geoffrey Haredale, and'--again he  glanced in the same direction as before--'and a worthy gentleman  too--hem!'

 

Paying as little regard to this admonitory cough, as to the  significant gesture that had preceded it, the stranger pursued his  questioning.

 

'I turned out of my way coming here, and took the footpath that  crosses the grounds.  Who was the young lady that I saw entering a  carriage?  His daughter?'

 

'Why, how should I know, honest man?' replied Joe, contriving in  the course of some arrangements about the hearth, to advance close  to his questioner and pluck him by the sleeve, 'I didn't see the  young lady, you know.  Whew!  There's the wind again--AND rain--well it IS a night!'

 

Rough weather indeed!' observed the strange man.

 

'You're used to it?' said Joe, catching at anything which seemed to  promise a diversion of the subject.

 

'Pretty well,' returned the other.  'About the young lady--has Mr  Haredale a daughter?'

 

'No, no,' said the young fellow fretfully, 'he's a single  gentleman--he's--be quiet, can't you, man?  Don't you see this  talk is not relished yonder?'

 

Regardless of this whispered remonstrance, and affecting not to  hear it, his tormentor provokingly continued:

 

'Single men have had daughters before now.  Perhaps she may be his  daughter, though he is not married.'

 

'What do you mean?' said Joe, adding in an undertone as he  approached him again, 'You'll come in for it presently, I know you  will!'

 

'I mean no harm'--returned the traveller boldly, 'and have said  none that I know of.  I ask a few questions--as any stranger may,  and not unnaturally--about the inmates of a remarkable house in a  neighbourhood which is new to me, and you are as aghast and  disturbed as if I were talking treason against King George.   Perhaps you can tell me why, sir, for (as I say) I am a stranger,  and this is Greek to me?'

 

The latter observation was addressed to the obvious cause of Joe  Willet's discomposure, who had risen and was adjusting his riding-cloak preparatory to sallying abroad.  Briefly replying that he  could give him no information, the young man beckoned to Joe, and  handing him a piece of money in payment of his reckoning, hurried  out attended by young Willet himself, who taking up a candle  followed to light him to the house-door.

 

While Joe was absent on this errand, the elder Willet and his three  companions continued to smoke with profound gravity, and in a deep  silence, each having his eyes fixed on a huge copper boiler that  was suspended over the fire.  After some time John Willet slowly  shook his head, and thereupon his friends slowly shook theirs; but  no man withdrew his eyes from the boiler, or altered the solemn  expression of his countenance in the slightest degree.

 

At length Joe returned--very talkative and conciliatory, as though  with a strong presentiment that he was going to be found fault  with.

 

'Such a thing as love is!' he said, drawing a chair near the fire,  and looking round for sympathy.  'He has set off to walk to  London,--all the way to London.  His nag gone lame in riding out  here this blessed afternoon, and comfortably littered down in our  stable at this minute; and he giving up a good hot supper and our  best bed, because Miss Haredale has gone to a masquerade up in  town, and he has set his heart upon seeing her!  I don't think I  could persuade myself to do that, beautiful as she is,--but then  I'm not in love (at least I don't think I am) and that's the whole  difference.'

 

'He is in love then?' said the stranger.

 

'Rather,' replied Joe.  'He'll never be more in love, and may very  easily be less.'

 

'Silence, sir!' cried his father.

 

'What a chap you are, Joe!' said Long Parkes.

 

'Such a inconsiderate lad!' murmured Tom Cobb.

 

'Putting himself forward and wringing the very nose off his own  father's face!' exclaimed the parish-clerk, metaphorically.

 

'What HAVE I done?' reasoned poor Joe.

 

'Silence, sir!' returned his father, 'what do you mean by talking,  when you see people that are more than two or three times your age,  sitting still and silent and not dreaming of saying a word?'

 

'Why that's the proper time for me to talk, isn't it?' said Joe  rebelliously.

 

'The proper time, sir!' retorted his father, 'the proper time's no  time.'

 

'Ah to be sure!' muttered Parkes, nodding gravely to the other two  who nodded likewise, observing under their breaths that that was  the point.

 

'The proper time's no time, sir,' repeated John Willet; 'when I was  your age I never talked, I never wanted to talk.  I listened and  improved myself that's what I did.'

 

'And you'd find your father rather a tough customer in argeyment,  Joe, if anybody was to try and tackle him,' said Parkes.

 

'For the matter o' that, Phil!' observed Mr Willet, blowing a long,  thin, spiral cloud of smoke out of the corner of his mouth, and  staring at it abstractedly as it floated away; 'For the matter o'  that, Phil, argeyment is a gift of Natur.  If Natur has gifted a  man with powers of argeyment, a man has a right to make the best of  'em, and has not a right to stand on false delicacy, and deny that  he is so gifted; for that is a turning of his back on Natur, a  flouting of her, a slighting of her precious caskets, and a proving  of one's self to be a swine that isn't worth her scattering pearls  before.'

 

The landlord pausing here for a very long time, Mr Parkes naturally  concluded that he had brought his discourse to an end; and  therefore, turning to the young man with some austerity,  exclaimed:

 

'You hear what your father says, Joe?  You wouldn't much like to  tackle him in argeyment, I'm thinking, sir.'

 

'IF,' said John Willet, turning his eyes from the ceiling to the  face of his interrupter, and uttering the monosyllable in capitals,  to apprise him that he had put in his oar, as the vulgar say, with  unbecoming and irreverent haste; 'IF, sir, Natur has fixed upon me  the gift of argeyment, why should I not own to it, and rather glory  in the same?  Yes, sir, I AM a tough customer that way.  You are  right, sir.  My toughness has been proved, sir, in this room many  and many a time, as I think you know; and if you don't know,' added  John, putting his pipe in his mouth again, 'so much the better, for  I an't proud and am not going to tell you.'

 

A general murmur from his three cronies, and a general shaking of  heads at the copper boiler, assured John Willet that they had had  good experience of his powers and needed no further evidence to  assure them of his superiority.  John smoked with a little more  dignity and surveyed them in silence.

 

'It's all very fine talking,' muttered Joe, who had been fidgeting  in his chair with divers uneasy gestures.  'But if you mean to tell  me that I'm never to open my lips--'

 

'Silence, sir!' roared his father.  'No, you never are.  When your  opinion's wanted, you give it.  When you're spoke to, you speak.   When your opinion's not wanted and you're not spoke to, don't you  give an opinion and don't you speak.  The world's undergone a nice  alteration since my time, certainly.  My belief is that there an't  any boys left--that there isn't such a thing as a boy--that there's  nothing now between a male baby and a man--and that all the boys  went out with his blessed Majesty King George the Second.'

 

'That's a very true observation, always excepting the young  princes,' said the parish-clerk, who, as the representative of  church and state in that company, held himself bound to the nicest  loyalty.  'If it's godly and righteous for boys, being of the ages  of boys, to behave themselves like boys, then the young princes  must be boys and cannot be otherwise.'

 

'Did you ever hear tell of mermaids, sir?' said Mr Willet.

 

'Certainly I have,' replied the clerk.

 

'Very good,' said Mr Willet.  'According to the constitution of  mermaids, so much of a mermaid as is not a woman must be a fish.   According to the constitution of young princes, so much of a young  prince (if anything) as is not actually an angel, must be godly and  righteous.  Therefore if it's becoming and godly and righteous in  the young princes (as it is at their ages) that they should be  boys, they are and must be boys, and cannot by possibility be  anything else.'

 

This elucidation of a knotty point being received with such marks  of approval as to put John Willet into a good humour, he contented  himself with repeating to his son his command of silence, and  addressing the stranger, said:

 

'If you had asked your questions of a grown-up person--of me or any  of these gentlemen--you'd have had some satisfaction, and wouldn't  have wasted breath.  Miss Haredale is Mr Geoffrey Haredale's  niece.'

 

'Is her father alive?' said the man, carelessly.

 

'No,' rejoined the landlord, 'he is not alive, and he is not dead--'

 

'Not dead!' cried the other.

 

'Not dead in a common sort of way,' said the landlord.

 

The cronies nodded to each other, and Mr Parkes remarked in an  undertone, shaking his head meanwhile as who should say, 'let no  man contradict me, for I won't believe him,' that John Willet was  in amazing force to-night, and fit to tackle a Chief Justice.

 

The stranger suffered a short pause to elapse, and then asked  abruptly, 'What do you mean?'

 

'More than you think for, friend,' returned John Willet.  'Perhaps  there's more meaning in them words than you suspect.'

 

'Perhaps there is,' said the strange man, gruffly; 'but what the  devil do you speak in such mysteries for?  You tell me, first, that  a man is not alive, nor yet dead--then, that he's not dead in a  common sort of way--then, that you mean a great deal more than I  think for.  To tell you the truth, you may do that easily; for so  far as I can make out, you mean nothing.  What DO you mean, I ask  again?'

 

'That,' returned the landlord, a little brought down from his  dignity by the stranger's surliness, 'is a Maypole story, and has  been any time these four-and-twenty years.  That story is Solomon  Daisy's story.  It belongs to the house; and nobody but Solomon  Daisy has ever told it under this roof, or ever shall--that's  more.'

 

The man glanced at the parish-clerk, whose air of consciousness  and importance plainly betokened him to be the person referred to,  and, observing that he had taken his pipe from his lips, after a  very long whiff to keep it alight, and was evidently about to tell  his story without further solicitation, gathered his large coat  about him, and shrinking further back was almost lost in the gloom  of the spacious chimney-corner, except when the flame, struggling  from under a great faggot, whose weight almost crushed it for the  time, shot upward with a strong and sudden glare, and illumining  his figure for a moment, seemed afterwards to cast it into deeper  obscurity than before.

 

By this flickering light, which made the old room, with its heavy  timbers and panelled walls, look as if it were built of polished  ebony--the wind roaring and howling without, now rattling the latch  and creaking the hinges of the stout oaken door, and now driving at  the casement as though it would beat it in--by this light, and  under circumstances so auspicious, Solomon Daisy began his tale:

 

'It was Mr Reuben Haredale, Mr Geoffrey's elder brother--'

 

Here he came to a dead stop, and made so long a pause that even  John Willet grew impatient and asked why he did not proceed.

 

'Cobb,' said Solomon Daisy, dropping his voice and appealing to the  post-office keeper; 'what day of the month is this?'

 

'The nineteenth.'

 

'Of March,' said the clerk, bending forward, 'the nineteenth of  March; that's very strange.'

 

In a low voice they all acquiesced, and Solomon went on:

 

'It was Mr Reuben Haredale, Mr Geoffrey's elder brother, that  twenty-two years ago was the owner of the Warren, which, as Joe  has said--not that you remember it, Joe, for a boy like you can't  do that, but because you have often heard me say so--was then a  much larger and better place, and a much more valuable property  than it is now.  His lady was lately dead, and he was left with one  child--the Miss Haredale you have been inquiring about--who was  then scarcely a year old.'

 

Although the speaker addressed himself to the man who had shown so  much curiosity about this same family, and made a pause here as if  expecting some exclamation of surprise or encouragement, the latter  made no remark, nor gave any indication that he heard or was  interested in what was said.  Solomon therefore turned to his old  companions, whose noses were brightly illuminated by the deep red  glow from the bowls of their pipes; assured, by long experience, of  their attention, and resolved to show his sense of such indecent  behaviour.

 

'Mr Haredale,' said Solomon, turning his back upon the strange man,  'left this place when his lady died, feeling it lonely like, and  went up to London, where he stopped some months; but finding that  place as lonely as this--as I suppose and have always heard say--he  suddenly came back again with his little girl to the Warren,  bringing with him besides, that day, only two women servants, and  his steward, and a gardener.'

 

Mr Daisy stopped to take a whiff at his pipe, which was going out,  and then proceeded--at first in a snuffling tone, occasioned by  keen enjoyment of the tobacco and strong pulling at the pipe, and  afterwards with increasing distinctness:

 

'--Bringing with him two women servants, and his steward, and a  gardener.  The rest stopped behind up in London, and were to follow  next day.  It happened that that night, an old gentleman who lived  at Chigwell Row, and had long been poorly, deceased, and an order  came to me at half after twelve o'clock at night to go and toll the  passing-bell.'

 

There was a movement in the little group of listeners, sufficiently  indicative of the strong repugnance any one of them would have felt  to have turned out at such a time upon such an errand.  The clerk  felt and understood it, and pursued his theme accordingly.

 

'It WAS a dreary thing, especially as the grave-digger was laid up  in his bed, from long working in a damp soil and sitting down to  take his dinner on cold tombstones, and I was consequently under  obligation to go alone, for it was too late to hope to get any  other companion.  However, I wasn't unprepared for it; as the old  gentleman had often made it a request that the bell should be  tolled as soon as possible after the breath was out of his body,  and he had been expected to go for some days.  I put as good a face  upon it as I could, and muffling myself up (for it was mortal  cold), started out with a lighted lantern in one hand and the key  of the church in the other.'

 

At this point of the narrative, the dress of the strange man  rustled as if he had turned himself to hear more distinctly.   Slightly pointing over his shoulder, Solomon elevated his eyebrows  and nodded a silent inquiry to Joe whether this was the case.  Joe  shaded his eyes with his hand and peered into the corner, but could  make out nothing, and so shook his head.

 

'It was just such a night as this; blowing a hurricane, raining  heavily, and very dark--I often think now, darker than I ever saw  it before or since; that may be my fancy, but the houses were all  close shut and the folks in doors, and perhaps there is only one  other man who knows how dark it really was.  I got into the church,  chained the door back so that it should keep ajar--for, to tell the  truth, I didn't like to be shut in there alone--and putting my  lantern on the stone seat in the little corner where the bell-rope  is, sat down beside it to trim the candle.

 

'I sat down to trim the candle, and when I had done so I could not  persuade myself to get up again, and go about my work.  I don't  know how it was, but I thought of all the ghost stories I had ever  heard, even those that I had heard when I was a boy at school, and  had forgotten long ago; and they didn't come into my mind one after  another, but all crowding at once, like.  I recollected one story  there was in the village, how that on a certain night in the year  (it might be that very night for anything I knew), all the dead  people came out of the ground and sat at the heads of their own  graves till morning.  This made me think how many people I had  known, were buried between the church-door and the churchyard gate,  and what a dreadful thing it would be to have to pass among them  and know them again, so earthy and unlike themselves.  I had known  all the niches and arches in the church from a child; still, I  couldn't persuade myself that those were their natural shadows  which I saw on the pavement, but felt sure there were some ugly  figures hiding among 'em and peeping out.  Thinking on in this  way, I began to think of the old gentleman who was just dead, and I  could have sworn, as I looked up the dark chancel, that I saw him  in his usual place, wrapping his shroud about him and shivering as  if he felt it cold.  All this time I sat listening and listening,  and hardly dared to breathe.  At length I started up and took the  bell-rope in my hands.  At that minute there rang--not that bell,  for I had hardly touched the rope--but another!

 

'I heard the ringing of another bell, and a deep bell too, plainly.   It was only for an instant, and even then the wind carried the  sound away, but I heard it.  I listened for a long time, but it  rang no more.  I had heard of corpse candles, and at last I  persuaded myself that this must be a corpse bell tolling of itself  at midnight for the dead.  I tolled my bell--how, or how long, I  don't know--and ran home to bed as fast as I could touch the  ground.

 

'I was up early next morning after a restless night, and told the  story to my neighbours.  Some were serious and some made light of  it; I don't think anybody believed it real.  But, that morning, Mr  Reuben Haredale was found murdered in his bedchamber; and in his  hand was a piece of the cord attached to an alarm-bell outside the  roof, which hung in his room and had been cut asunder, no doubt by  the murderer, when he seized it.

 

'That was the bell I heard.

 

'A bureau was found opened, and a cash-box, which Mr Haredale had  brought down that day, and was supposed to contain a large sum of  money, was gone.  The steward and gardener were both missing and  both suspected for a long time, but they were never found, though  hunted far and wide.  And far enough they might have looked for  poor Mr Rudge the steward, whose body--scarcely to be recognised by  his clothes and the watch and ring he wore--was found, months  afterwards, at the bottom of a piece of water in the grounds, with  a deep gash in the breast where he had been stabbed with a knife.   He was only partly dressed; and people all agreed that he had been  sitting up reading in his own room, where there were many traces of  blood, and was suddenly fallen upon and killed before his master.

 

Everybody now knew that the gardener must be the murderer, and  though he has never been heard of from that day to this, he will  be, mark my words.  The crime was committed this day two-and-twenty  years--on the nineteenth of March, one thousand seven hundred and  fifty-three.  On the nineteenth of March in some year--no matter  when--I know it, I am sure of it, for we have always, in some  strange way or other, been brought back to the subject on that day  ever since--on the nineteenth of March in some year, sooner or  later, that man will be discovered.'


 

Chapter 2

 

'A strange story!' said the man who had been the cause of the  narration.--'Stranger still if it comes about as you predict.  Is  that all?'

 

A question so unexpected, nettled Solomon Daisy not a little.  By  dint of relating the story very often, and ornamenting it  (according to village report) with a few flourishes suggested by  the various hearers from time to time, he had come by degrees to  tell it with great effect; and 'Is that all?' after the climax, was  not what he was accustomed to.

 

'Is that all?' he repeated, 'yes, that's all, sir.  And enough  too, I think.'

 

'I think so too.  My horse, young man!  He is but a hack hired from  a roadside posting house, but he must carry me to London to-night.'

 

'To-night!' said Joe.

 

'To-night,' returned the other.  'What do you stare at?  This  tavern would seem to be a house of call for all the gaping idlers  of the neighbourhood!'

 

At this remark, which evidently had reference to the scrutiny he  had undergone, as mentioned in the foregoing chapter, the eyes of  John Willet and his friends were diverted with marvellous rapidity  to the copper boiler again.  Not so with Joe, who, being a  mettlesome fellow, returned the stranger's angry glance with a  steady look, and rejoined:

 

'It is not a very bold thing to wonder at your going on to-night.   Surely you have been asked such a harmless question in an inn  before, and in better weather than this.  I thought you mightn't  know the way, as you seem strange to this part.'

 

'The way--' repeated the other, irritably.

 

'Yes.  DO you know it?'

 

'I'll--humph!--I'll find it,' replied the nian, waving his hand and  turning on his heel.  'Landlord, take the reckoning here.'

 

John Willet did as he was desired; for on that point he was seldom  slow, except in the particulars of giving change, and testing the  goodness of any piece of coin that was proffered to him, by the  application of his teeth or his tongue, or some other test, or in  doubtful cases, by a long series of tests terminating in its  rejection.  The guest then wrapped his garments about him so as to  shelter himself as effectually as he could from the rough weather,  and without any word or sign of farewell betook himself to the  stableyard.  Here Joe (who had left the room on the conclusion of  their short dialogue) was protecting himself and the horse from the  rain under the shelter of an old penthouse roof.

 

'He's pretty much of my opinion,' said Joe, patting the horse upon  the neck.  'I'll wager that your stopping here to-night would  please him better than it would please me.'

 

'He and I are of different opinions, as we have been more than once  on our way here,' was the short reply.

 

'So I was thinking before you came out, for he has felt your spurs,  poor beast.'

 

The stranger adjusted his coat-collar about his face, and made no  answer.

 

'You'll know me again, I see,' he said, marking the young fellow's  earnest gaze, when he had sprung into the saddle.

 

'The man's worth knowing, master, who travels a road he don't know,  mounted on a jaded horse, and leaves good quarters to do it on such  a night as this.'

 

'You have sharp eyes and a sharp tongue, I find.'

 

'Both I hope by nature, but the last grows rusty sometimes for  want of using.'

 

'Use the first less too, and keep their sharpness for your  sweethearts, boy,' said the man.

 

So saying he shook his hand from the bridle, struck him roughly on  the head with the butt end of his whip, and galloped away; dashing  through the mud and darkness with a headlong speed, which few badly  mounted horsemen would have cared to venture, even had they been  thoroughly acquainted with the country; and which, to one who knew  nothing of the way he rode, was attended at every step with great  hazard and danger.

 

The roads, even within twelve miles of London, were at that time  ill paved, seldom repaired, and very badly made.  The way this  rider traversed had been ploughed up by the wheels of heavy  waggons, and rendered rotten by the frosts and thaws of the  preceding winter, or possibly of many winters.  Great holes and  gaps had been worn into the soil, which, being now filled with  water from the late rains, were not easily distinguishable even by  day; and a plunge into any one of them might have brought down a  surer-footed horse than the poor beast now urged forward to the  utmost extent of his powers.  Sharp flints and stones rolled from  under his hoofs continually; the rider could scarcely see beyond  the animal's head, or farther on either side than his own arm  would have extended.  At that time, too, all the roads in the  neighbourhood of the metropolis were infested by footpads or  highwaymen, and it was a night, of all others, in which any evil-disposed person of this class might have pursued his unlawful  calling with little fear of detection.

 

Still, the traveller dashed forward at the same reckless pace,  regardless alike of the dirt and wet which flew about his head, the  profound darkness of the night, and the probability of encountering  some desperate characters abroad.  At every turn and angle, even  where a deviation from the direct course might have been least  expected, and could not possibly be seen until he was close upon  it, he guided the bridle with an unerring hand, and kept the middle  of the road.  Thus he sped onward, raising himself in the stirrups,  leaning his body forward until it almost touched the horse's neck,  and flourishing his heavy whip above his head with the fervour of a  madman.

 

There are times when, the elements being in unusual commotion,  those who are bent on daring enterprises, or agitated by great  thoughts, whether of good or evil, feel a mysterious sympathy with  the tumult of nature, and are roused into corresponding violence.   In the midst of thunder, lightning, and storm, many tremendous  deeds have been committed; men, self-possessed before, have given  a sudden loose to passions they could no longer control.  The  demons of wrath and despair have striven to emulate those who ride  the whirlwind and direct the storm; and man, lashed into madness  with the roaring winds and boiling waters, has become for the time  as wild and merciless as the elements themselves.

 

Whether the traveller was possessed by thoughts which the fury of  the night had heated and stimulated into a quicker current, or was  merely impelled by some strong motive to reach his journey's end,  on he swept more like a hunted phantom than a man, nor checked his  pace until, arriving at some cross roads, one of which led by a  longer route to the place whence he had lately started, he bore  down so suddenly upon a vehicle which was coming towards him, that  in the effort to avoid it he well-nigh pulled his horse upon his  haunches, and narrowly escaped being thrown.

 

'Yoho!' cried the voice of a man.  'What's that?  Who goes there?'

 

'A friend!' replied the traveller.

 

'A friend!' repeated the voice.  'Who calls himself a friend and  rides like that, abusing Heaven's gifts in the shape of horseflesh,  and endangering, not only his own neck (which might be no great  matter) but the necks of other people?'

 

'You have a lantern there, I see,' said the traveller dismounting,  'lend it me for a moment.  You have wounded my horse, I think, with  your shaft or wheel.'

 

'Wounded him!' cried the other, 'if I haven't killed him, it's no  fault of yours.  What do you mean by galloping along the king's  highway like that, eh?'

 

'Give me the light,' returned the traveller, snatching it from his  hand, 'and don't ask idle questions of a man who is in no mood for  talking.'

 

'If you had said you were in no mood for talking before, I should  perhaps have been in no mood for lighting,' said the voice.   'Hows'ever as it's the poor horse that's damaged and not you, one  of you is welcome to the light at all events--but it's not the  crusty one.'

 

The traveller returned no answer to this speech, but holding the  light near to his panting and reeking beast, examined him in limb  and carcass.  Meanwhile, the other man sat very composedly in his  vehicle, which was a kind of chaise with a depository for a large  bag of tools, and watched his proceedings with a careful eye.

 

The looker-on was a round, red-faced, sturdy yeoman, with a double  chin, and a voice husky with good living, good sleeping, good  humour, and good health.  He was past the prime of life, but Father  Time is not always a hard parent, and, though he tarries for none  of his children, often lays his hand lightly upon those who have  used him well; making them old men and women inexorably enough, but  leaving their hearts and spirits young and in full vigour.  With  such people the grey head is but the impression of the old fellow's  hand in giving them his blessing, and every wrinkle but a notch in  the quiet calendar of a well-spent life.

 

The person whom the traveller had so abruptly encountered was of  this kind: bluff, hale, hearty, and in a green old age: at peace  with himself, and evidently disposed to be so with all the world.   Although muffled up in divers coats and handkerchiefs--one of  which, passed over his crown, and tied in a convenient crease of  his double chin, secured his three-cornered hat and bob-wig from  blowing off his head--there was no disguising his plump and  comfortable figure; neither did certain dirty finger-marks upon  his face give it any other than an odd and comical expression,  through which its natural good humour shone with undiminished  lustre.

 

'He is not hurt,' said the traveller at length, raising his head  and the lantern together.

 

'You have found that out at last, have you?' rejoined the old man.   'My eyes have seen more light than yours, but I wouldn't change  with you.'

 

'What do you mean?'

 

'Mean!  I could have told you he wasn't hurt, five minutes ago.   Give me the light, friend; ride forward at a gentler pace; and good  night.'

 

In handing up the lantern, the man necessarily cast its rays full  on the speaker's face.  Their eyes met at the instant.  He suddenly  dropped it and crushed it with his foot.

 

'Did you never see a locksmith before, that you start as if you had  come upon a ghost?' cried the old man in the chaise, 'or is this,'  he added hastily, thrusting his hand into the tool basket and  drawing out a hammer, 'a scheme for robbing me?  I know these  roads, friend.  When I travel them, I carry nothing but a few  shillings, and not a crown's worth of them.  I tell you plainly, to  save us both trouble, that there's nothing to be got from me but a  pretty stout arm considering my years, and this tool, which, mayhap  from long acquaintance with, I can use pretty briskly.  You shall  not have it all your own way, I promise you, if you play at that  game.  With these words he stood upon the defensive.

 

'I am not what you take me for, Gabriel Varden,' replied the other.

 

'Then what and who are you?' returned the locksmith.  'You know my  name, it seems.  Let me know yours.'

 

'I have not gained the information from any confidence of yours,  but from the inscription on your cart which tells it to all the  town,' replied the traveller.

 

'You have better eyes for that than you had for your horse, then,'  said Varden, descending nimbly from his chaise; 'who are you?  Let  me see your face.'

 

While the locksmith alighted, the traveller had regained his  saddle, from which he now confronted the old man, who, moving as  the horse moved in chafing under the tightened rein, kept close  beside him.

 

'Let me see your face, I say.'

 

'Stand off!'

 

'No masquerading tricks,' said the locksmith, 'and tales at the  club to-morrow, how Gabriel Varden was frightened by a surly voice  and a dark night.  Stand--let me see your face.'

 

Finding that further resistance would only involve him in a  personal struggle with an antagonist by no means to be despised,  the traveller threw back his coat, and stooping down looked  steadily at the locksmith.

 

Perhaps two men more powerfully contrasted, never opposed each  other face to face.  The ruddy features of the locksmith so set off  and heightened the excessive paleness of the man on horseback, that  he looked like a bloodless ghost, while the moisture, which hard  riding had brought out upon his skin, hung there in dark and heavy  drops, like dews of agony and death.  The countenance of the old  locksmith lighted up with the smile of one expecting to detect in  this unpromising stranger some latent roguery of eye or lip, which  should reveal a familiar person in that arch disguise, and spoil  his jest.  The face of the other, sullen and fierce, but shrinking  too, was that of a man who stood at bay; while his firmly closed  jaws, his puckered mouth, and more than all a certain stealthy  motion of the hand within his breast, seemed to announce a  desperate purpose very foreign to acting, or child's play.

 

Thus they regarded each other for some time, in silence.

 

'Humph!' he said when he had scanned his features; 'I don't know  you.'

 

'Don't desire to?'--returned the other, muffling himself as before.

 

'I don't,' said Gabriel; 'to be plain with you, friend, you don't  carry in your countenance a letter of recommendation.'

 

'It's not my wish,' said the traveller.  'My humour is to be  avoided.'

 

'Well,' said the locksmith bluntly, 'I think you'll have your  humour.'

 

'I will, at any cost,' rejoined the traveller.  'In proof of it,  lay this to heart--that you were never in such peril of your life  as you have been within these few moments; when you are within  five minutes of breathing your last, you will not be nearer death  than you have been to-night!'

 

'Aye!' said the sturdy locksmith.

 

'Aye! and a violent death.'

 

'From whose hand?'

 

'From mine,' replied the traveller.

 

With that he put spurs to his horse, and rode away; at first  plashing heavily through the mire at a smart trot, but gradually  increasing in speed until the last sound of his horse's hoofs died  away upon the wind; when he was again hurrying on at the same  furious gallop, which had been his pace when the locksmith first  encountered him.

 

Gabriel Varden remained standing in the road with the broken  lantern in his hand, listening in stupefied silence until no sound  reached his ear but the moaning of the wind, and the fast-falling  rain; when he struck himself one or two smart blows in the breast  by way of rousing himself, and broke into an exclamation of  surprise.

 

'What in the name of wonder can this fellow be! a madman? a  highwayman? a cut-throat?  If he had not scoured off so fast, we'd  have seen who was in most danger, he or I.  I never nearer death  than I have been to-night!  I hope I may be no nearer to it for a  score of years to come--if so, I'll be content to be no farther  from it.  My stars!--a pretty brag this to a stout man--pooh,  pooh!'

 

Gabriel resumed his seat, and looked wistfully up the road by which  the traveller had come; murmuring in a half whisper:

 

'The Maypole--two miles to the Maypole.  I came the other road from  the Warren after a long day's work at locks and bells, on purpose  that I should not come by the Maypole and break my promise to  Martha by looking in--there's resolution!  It would be dangerous to  go on to London without a light; and it's four miles, and a good  half mile besides, to the Halfway-House; and between this and that  is the very place where one needs a light most.  Two miles to the  Maypole!  I told Martha I wouldn't; I said I wouldn't, and I  didn't--there's resolution!'

 

Repeating these two last words very often, as if to compensate for  the little resolution he was going to show by piquing himself on  the great resolution he had shown, Gabriel Varden quietly turned  back, determining to get a light at the Maypole, and to take  nothing but a light.

 

When he got to the Maypole, however, and Joe, responding to his  well-known hail, came running out to the horse's head, leaving the  door open behind him, and disclosing a delicious perspective of  warmth and brightness--when the ruddy gleam of the fire, streaming  through the old red curtains of the common room, seemed to bring  with it, as part of itself, a pleasant hum of voices, and a  fragrant odour of steaming grog and rare tobacco, all steeped as  it were in the cheerful glow--when the shadows, flitting across the  curtain, showed that those inside had risen from their snug seats,  and were making room in the snuggest corner (how well he knew that  corner!) for the honest locksmith, and a broad glare, suddenly  streaming up, bespoke the goodness of the crackling log from which  a brilliant train of sparks was doubtless at that moment whirling  up the chimney in honour of his coming--when, superadded to these  enticements, there stole upon him from the distant kitchen a gentle  sound of frying, with a musical clatter of plates and dishes, and a  savoury smell that made even the boisterous wind a perfume--Gabriel  felt his firmness oozing rapidly away.  He tried to look stoically  at the tavern, but his features would relax into a look of  fondness.  He turned his head the other way, and the cold black  country seemed to frown him off, and drive him for a refuge into  its hospitable arms.

 

'The merciful man, Joe,' said the locksmith, 'is merciful to his  beast.  I'll get out for a little while.'

 

And how natural it was to get out!  And how unnatural it seemed for  a sober man to be plodding wearily along through miry roads,  encountering the rude buffets of the wind and pelting of the rain,  when there was a clean floor covered with crisp white sand, a well  swept hearth, a blazing fire, a table decorated with white cloth,  bright pewter flagons, and other tempting preparations for a well-cooked meal--when there were these things, and company disposed to  make the most of them, all ready to his hand, and entreating him to  enjoyment!

 


Chapter 3

 

Such were the locksmith's thoughts when first seated in the snug  corner, and slowly recovering from a pleasant defect of vision--pleasant, because occasioned by the wind blowing in his eyes--which  made it a matter of sound policy and duty to himself, that he  should take refuge from the weather, and tempted him, for the same  reason, to aggravate a slight cough, and declare he felt but  poorly.  Such were still his thoughts more than a full hour  afterwards, when, supper over, he still sat with shining jovial  face in the same warm nook, listening to the cricket-like chirrup  of little Solomon Daisy, and bearing no unimportant or slightly  respected part in the social gossip round the Maypole fire.

 

'I wish he may be an honest man, that's all,' said Solomon, winding  up a variety of speculations relative to the stranger, concerning  whom Gabriel had compared notes with the company, and so raised a  grave discussion; 'I wish he may be an honest man.'

 

'So we all do, I suppose, don't we?' observed the locksmith.

 

'I don't,' said Joe.

 

'No!' cried Gabriel.

 

'No.  He struck me with his whip, the coward, when he was mounted  and I afoot, and I should be better pleased that he turned out what  I think him.'

 

'And what may that be, Joe?'

 

'No good, Mr Varden.  You may shake your head, father, but I say no  good, and will say no good, and I would say no good a hundred times  over, if that would bring him back to have the drubbing he  deserves.'

 

'Hold your tongue, sir,' said John Willet.

 

'I won't, father.  It's all along of you that he ventured to do  what he did.  Seeing me treated like a child, and put down like a  fool, HE plucks up a heart and has a fling at a fellow that he  thinks--and may well think too--hasn't a grain of spirit.  But he's  mistaken, as I'll show him, and as I'll show all of you before  long.'

 

'Does the boy know what he's a saying of!' cried the astonished  John Willet.

 

'Father,' returned Joe, 'I know what I say and mean, well--better  than you do when you hear me.  I can bear with you, but I cannot  bear the contempt that your treating me in the way you do, brings  upon me from others every day.  Look at other young men of my age.   Have they no liberty, no will, no right to speak?  Are they obliged  to sit mumchance, and to be ordered about till they are the  laughing-stock of young and old?  I am a bye-word all over  Chigwell, and I say--and it's fairer my saying so now, than waiting  till you are dead, and I have got your money--I say, that before  long I shall be driven to break such bounds, and that when I do, it  won't be me that you'll have to blame, but your own self, and no  other.'

 

John Willet was so amazed by the exasperation and boldness of his  hopeful son, that he sat as one bewildered, staring in a ludicrous  manner at the boiler, and endeavouring, but quite ineffectually, to  collect his tardy thoughts, and invent an answer.  The guests,  scarcely less disturbed, were equally at a loss; and at length,  with a variety of muttered, half-expressed condolences, and pieces  of advice, rose to depart; being at the same time slightly muddled  with liquor.

 

The honest locksmith alone addressed a few words of coherent and  sensible advice to both parties, urging John Willet to remember  that Joe was nearly arrived at man's estate, and should not be  ruled with too tight a hand, and exhorting Joe himself to bear with  his father's caprices, and rather endeavour to turn them aside by  temperate remonstrance than by ill-timed rebellion.  This advice  was received as such advice usually is.  On John Willet it made  almost as much impression as on the sign outside the door, while  Joe, who took it in the best part, avowed himself more obliged than  he could well express, but politely intimated his intention  nevertheless of taking his own course uninfluenced by anybody.

 

'You have always been a very good friend to me, Mr Varden,' he  said, as they stood without, in the porch, and the locksmith was  equipping himself for his journey home; 'I take it very kind of  you to say all this, but the time's nearly come when the Maypole  and I must part company.'

 

'Roving stones gather no moss, Joe,' said Gabriel.

 

'Nor milestones much,' replied Joe.  'I'm little better than one  here, and see as much of the world.'

 

'Then, what would you do, Joe?' pursued the locksmith, stroking  his chin reflectively.  'What could you be?  Where could you go,  you see?'

 

'I must trust to chance, Mr Varden.'

 

'A bad thing to trust to, Joe.  I don't like it.  I always tell my  girl when we talk about a husband for her, never to trust to  chance, but to make sure beforehand that she has a good man and  true, and then chance will neither make her nor break her.  What  are you fidgeting about there, Joe?  Nothing gone in the harness, I  hope?'

 

'No no,' said Joe--finding, however, something very engrossing to  do in the way of strapping and buckling--'Miss Dolly quite well?'

 

'Hearty, thankye.  She looks pretty enough to be well, and good  too.'

 

'She's always both, sir'--

 

'So she is, thank God!'

 

'I hope,' said Joe after some hesitation, 'that you won't tell this  story against me--this of my having been beat like the boy they'd  make of me--at all events, till I have met this man again and  settled the account.  It'll be a better story then.'

 

'Why who should I tell it to?' returned Gabriel.  'They know it  here, and I'm not likely to come across anybody else who would care  about it.'

 

'That's true enough,' said the young fellow with a sigh.  'I quite  forgot that.  Yes, that's true!'

 

So saying, he raised his face, which was very red,--no doubt from  the exertion of strapping and buckling as aforesaid,--and giving  the reins to the old man, who had by this time taken his seat,  sighed again and bade him good night.

 

'Good night!' cried Gabriel.  'Now think better of what we have  just been speaking of; and don't be rash, there's a good fellow!  I  have an interest in you, and wouldn't have you cast yourself away.   Good night!'

 

Returning his cheery farewell with cordial goodwill, Joe Willet  lingered until the sound of wheels ceased to vibrate in his ears,  and then, shaking his head mournfully, re-entered the house.

 

Gabriel Varden went his way towards London, thinking of a great  many things, and most of all of flaming terms in which to relate  his adventure, and so account satisfactorily to Mrs Varden for  visiting the Maypole, despite certain solemn covenants between  himself and that lady.  Thinking begets, not only thought, but  drowsiness occasionally, and the more the locksmith thought, the  more sleepy he became.

 

A man may be very sober--or at least firmly set upon his legs on  that neutral ground which lies between the confines of perfect  sobriety and slight tipsiness--and yet feel a strong tendency to  mingle up present circumstances with others which have no manner of  connection with them; to confound all consideration of persons,  things, times, and places; and to jumble his disjointed thoughts  together in a kind of mental kaleidoscope, producing combinations  as unexpected as they are transitory.  This was Gabriel Varden's  state, as, nodding in his dog sleep, and leaving his horse to  pursue a road with which he was well acquainted, he got over the  ground unconsciously, and drew nearer and nearer home.  He had  roused himself once, when the horse stopped until the turnpike gate  was opened, and had cried a lusty 'good night!' to the toll-keeper; but then he awoke out of a dream about picking a lock in  the stomach of the Great Mogul, and even when he did wake, mixed up  the turnpike man with his mother-in-law who had been dead twenty  years.  It is not surprising, therefore, that he soon relapsed, and  jogged heavily along, quite insensible to his progress.

 

And, now, he approached the great city, which lay outstretched  before him like a dark shadow on the ground, reddening the sluggish  air with a deep dull light, that told of labyrinths of public ways  and shops, and swarms of busy people.  Approaching nearer and  nearer yet, this halo began to fade, and the causes which produced  it slowly to develop themselves.  Long lines of poorly lighted  streets might be faintly traced, with here and there a lighter  spot, where lamps were clustered round a square or market, or round  some great building; after a time these grew more distinct, and the  lamps themselves were visible; slight yellow specks, that seemed to  be rapidly snuffed out, one by one, as intervening obstacles hid  them from the sight.  Then, sounds arose--the striking of church  clocks, the distant bark of dogs, the hum of traffic in the  streets; then outlines might be traced--tall steeples looming in  the air, and piles of unequal roofs oppressed by chimneys; then,  the noise swelled into a louder sound, and forms grew more distinct  and numerous still, and London--visible in the darkness by its own  faint light, and not by that of Heaven--was at hand.

 

The locksmith, however, all unconscious of its near vicinity, still  jogged on, half sleeping and half waking, when a loud cry at no  great distance ahead, roused him with a start.

 

For a moment or two he looked about him like a man who had been  transported to some strange country in his sleep, but soon  recognising familiar objects, rubbed his eyes lazily and might have  relapsed again, but that the cry was repeated--not once or twice or  thrice, but many times, and each time, if possible, with increased  vehemence.  Thoroughly aroused, Gabriel, who was a bold man and not  easily daunted, made straight to the spot, urging on his stout  little horse as if for life or death.

 

The matter indeed looked sufficiently serious, for, coming to the  place whence the cries had proceeded, he descried the figure of a  man extended in an apparently lifeless state upon the pathway,  and, hovering round him, another person with a torch in his hand,  which he waved in the air with a wild impatience, redoubling  meanwhile those cries for help which had brought the locksmith to  the spot.

 

'What's here to do?' said the old man, alighting.  'How's this--what--Barnaby?'

 

The bearer of the torch shook his long loose hair back from his  eyes, and thrusting his face eagerly into that of the locksmith,  fixed upon him a look which told his history at once.

 

'You know me, Barnaby?' said Varden.

 

He nodded--not once or twice, but a score of times, and that with a  fantastic exaggeration which would have kept his head in motion for  an hour, but that the locksmith held up his finger, and fixing his  eye sternly upon him caused him to desist; then pointed to the body  with an inquiring look.

 

'There's blood upon him,' said Barnaby with a shudder.  'It makes  me sick!'

 

'How came it there?' demanded Varden.

 

'Steel, steel, steel!' he replied fiercely, imitating with his hand  the thrust of a sword.

 

'Is he robbed?' said the locksmith.

 

Barnaby caught him by the arm, and nodded 'Yes;' then pointed  towards the city.

 

'Oh!' said the old man, bending over the body and looking round as  he spoke into Barnaby's pale face, strangely lighted up by  something that was NOT intellect.  'The robber made off that way,  did he?  Well, well, never mind that just now.  Hold your torch  this way--a little farther off--so.  Now stand quiet, while I try  to see what harm is done.'

 

With these words, he applied himself to a closer examination of the  prostrate form, while Barnaby, holding the torch as he had been  directed, looked on in silence, fascinated by interest or  curiosity, but repelled nevertheless by some strong and secret  horror which convulsed him in every nerve.

 

As he stood, at that moment, half shrinking back and half bending  forward, both his face and figure were full in the strong glare of  the link, and as distinctly revealed as though it had been broad  day.  He was about three-and-twenty years old, and though rather  spare, of a fair height and strong make.  His hair, of which he had  a great profusion, was red, and hanging in disorder about his face  and shoulders, gave to his restless looks an expression quite  unearthly--enhanced by the paleness of his complexion, and the  glassy lustre of his large protruding eyes.  Startling as his  aspect was, the features were good, and there was something even  plaintive in his wan and haggard aspect.  But, the absence of the  soul is far more terrible in a living man than in a dead one; and  in this unfortunate being its noblest powers were wanting.

 

His dress was of green, clumsily trimmed here and there--apparently  by his own hands--with gaudy lace; brightest where the cloth was  most worn and soiled, and poorest where it was at the best.  A pair  of tawdry ruffles dangled at his wrists, while his throat was  nearly bare.  He had ornamented his hat with a cluster of peacock's  feathers, but they were limp and broken, and now trailed  negligently down his back.  Girt to his side was the steel hilt of  an old sword without blade or scabbard; and some particoloured ends  of ribands and poor glass toys completed the ornamental portion of  his attire.  The fluttered and confused disposition of all the  motley scraps that formed his dress, bespoke, in a scarcely less  degree than his eager and unsettled manner, the disorder of his  mind, and by a grotesque contrast set off and heightened the more  impressive wildness of his face.

 

'Barnaby,' said the locksmith, after a hasty but careful  inspection, 'this man is not dead, but he has a wound in his side,  and is in a fainting-fit.'

 

'I know him, I know him!' cried Barnaby, clapping his hands.

 

'Know him?' repeated the locksmith.

 

'Hush!' said Barnaby, laying his fingers upon his lips.  'He went  out to-day a wooing.  I wouldn't for a light guinea that he should  never go a wooing again, for, if he did, some eyes would grow dim  that are now as bright as--see, when I talk of eyes, the stars come  out!  Whose eyes are they?  If they are angels' eyes, why do they  look down here and see good men hurt, and only wink and sparkle all  the night?'

 

'Now Heaven help this silly fellow,' murmured the perplexed  locksmith; 'can he know this gentleman?  His mother's house is not  far off; I had better see if she can tell me who he is.  Barnaby,  my man, help me to put him in the chaise, and we'll ride home  together.'

 

'I can't touch him!' cried the idiot falling back, and shuddering  as with a strong spasm; he's bloody!'

 

'It's in his nature, I know,' muttered the locksmith, 'it's cruel  to ask him, but I must have help.  Barnaby--good Barnaby--dear  Barnaby--if you know this gentleman, for the sake of his life and  everybody's life that loves him, help me to raise him and lay him  down.'

 

'Cover him then, wrap him close--don't let me see it--smell it--hear the word.  Don't speak the word--don't!'

 

'No, no, I'll not.  There, you see he's covered now.  Gently.  Well  done, well done!'

 

They placed him in the carriage with great ease, for Barnaby was  strong and active, but all the time they were so occupied he  shivered from head to foot, and evidently experienced an ecstasy of  terror.

 

This accomplished, and the wounded man being covered with Varden's  own greatcoat which he took off for the purpose, they proceeded  onward at a brisk pace: Barnaby gaily counting the stars upon his  fingers, and Gabriel inwardly congratulating himself upon having an  adventure now, which would silence Mrs Varden on the subject of the  Maypole, for that night, or there was no faith in woman.

 


Chapter 4

 

In the venerable suburb--it was a suburb once--of Clerkenwell,  towards that part of its confines which is nearest to the Charter  House, and in one of those cool, shady Streets, of which a few,  widely scattered and dispersed, yet remain in such old parts of the  metropolis,--each tenement quietly vegetating like an ancient  citizen who long ago retired from business, and dozing on in its  infirmity until in course of time it tumbles down, and is replaced  by some extravagant young heir, flaunting in stucco and ornamental  work, and all the vanities of modern days,--in this quarter, and in  a street of this description, the business of the present chapter  lies.

 

At the time of which it treats, though only six-and-sixty years  ago, a very large part of what is London now had no existence.   Even in the brains of the wildest speculators, there had sprung up  no long rows of streets connecting Highgate with Whitechapel, no  assemblages of palaces in the swampy levels, nor little cities in  the open fields.  Although this part of town was then, as now,  parcelled out in streets, and plentifully peopled, it wore a  different aspect.  There were gardens to many of the houses, and  trees by the pavement side; with an air of freshness breathing up  and down, which in these days would be sought in vain.  Fields were  nigh at hand, through which the New River took its winding course,  and where there was merry haymaking in the summer time.  Nature was  not so far removed, or hard to get at, as in these days; and  although there were busy trades in Clerkenwell, and working  jewellers by scores, it was a purer place, with farm-houses nearer  to it than many modern Londoners would readily believe, and lovers'  walks at no great distance, which turned into squalid courts, long  before the lovers of this age were born, or, as the phrase goes,  thought of.

 

In one of these streets, the cleanest of them all, and on the shady  side of the way--for good housewives know that sunlight damages  their cherished furniture, and so choose the shade rather than its  intrusive glare--there stood the house with which we have to deal.   It was a modest building, not very straight, not large, not tall;  not bold-faced, with great staring windows, but a shy, blinking  house, with a conical roof going up into a peak over its garret  window of four small panes of glass, like a cocked hat on the head  of an elderly gentleman with one eye.  It was not built of brick or  lofty stone, but of wood and plaster; it was not planned with a  dull and wearisome regard to regularity, for no one window matched  the other, or seemed to have the slightest reference to anything  besides itself.

 

The shop--for it had a shop--was, with reference to the first  floor, where shops usually are; and there all resemblance between  it and any other shop stopped short and ceased.  People who went in  and out didn't go up a flight of steps to it, or walk easily in  upon a level with the street, but dived down three steep stairs,  as into a cellar.  Its floor was paved with stone and brick, as  that of any other cellar might be; and in lieu of window framed and  glazed it had a great black wooden flap or shutter, nearly breast  high from the ground, which turned back in the day-time, admitting  as much cold air as light, and very often more.  Behind this shop  was a wainscoted parlour, looking first into a paved yard, and  beyond that again into a little terrace garden, raised some feet  above it.  Any stranger would have supposed that this wainscoted  parlour, saving for the door of communication by which he had  entered, was cut off and detached from all the world; and indeed  most strangers on their first entrance were observed to grow  extremely thoughtful, as weighing and pondering in their minds  whether the upper rooms were only approachable by ladders from  without; never suspecting that two of the most unassuming and  unlikely doors in existence, which the most ingenious mechanician  on earth must of necessity have supposed to be the doors of  closets, opened out of this room--each without the smallest  preparation, or so much as a quarter of an inch of passage--upon  two dark winding flights of stairs, the one upward, the other  downward, which were the sole means of communication between that  chamber and the other portions of the house.

 

With all these oddities, there was not a neater, more scrupulously  tidy, or more punctiliously ordered house, in Clerkenwell, in  London, in all England.  There were not cleaner windows, or whiter  floors, or brighter Stoves, or more highly shining articles of  furniture in old mahogany; there was not more rubbing, scrubbing,  burnishing and polishing, in the whole street put together.  Nor  was this excellence attained without some cost and trouble and  great expenditure of voice, as the neighbours were frequently  reminded when the good lady of the house overlooked and assisted in  its being put to rights on cleaning days--which were usually from  Monday morning till Saturday night, both days inclusive.

 

Leaning against the door-post of this, his dwelling, the locksmith  stood early on the morning after he had met with the wounded man,  gazing disconsolately at a great wooden emblem of a key, painted in  vivid yellow to resemble gold, which dangled from the house-front,  and swung to and fro with a mournful creaking noise, as if  complaining that it had nothing to unlock.  Sometimes, he looked  over his shoulder into the shop, which was so dark and dingy with  numerous tokens of his trade, and so blackened by the smoke of a  little forge, near which his 'prentice was at work, that it would  have been difficult for one unused to such espials to have  distinguished anything but various tools of uncouth make and shape,  great bunches of rusty keys, fragments of iron, half-finished  locks, and such like things, which garnished the walls and hung in  clusters from the ceiling.

 

After a long and patient contemplation of the golden key, and many  such backward glances, Gabriel stepped into the road, and stole a  look at the upper windows.  One of them chanced to be thrown open  at the moment, and a roguish face met his; a face lighted up by the  loveliest pair of sparkling eyes that ever locksmith looked upon;  the face of a pretty, laughing, girl; dimpled and fresh, and  healthful--the very impersonation of good-humour and blooming  beauty.

 

'Hush!' she whispered, bending forward and pointing archly to the  window underneath.  'Mother is still asleep.'

 

'Still, my dear,' returned the locksmith in the same tone.  'You  talk as if she had been asleep all night, instead of little more  than half an hour.  But I'm very thankful.  Sleep's a blessing--no  doubt about it.'  The last few words he muttered to himself.

 

'How cruel of you to keep us up so late this morning, and never  tell us where you were, or send us word!' said the girl.

 

'Ah Dolly, Dolly!' returned the locksmith, shaking his head, and  smiling, 'how cruel of you to run upstairs to bed!  Come down to  breakfast, madcap, and come down lightly, or you'll wake your  mother.  She must be tired, I am sure--I am.'

 

Keeping these latter words to himself, and returning his  daughter's nod, he was passing into the workshop, with the smile  she had awakened still beaming on his face, when he just caught  sight of his 'prentice's brown paper cap ducking down to avoid  observation, and shrinking from the window back to its former  place, which the wearer no sooner reached than he began to hammer  lustily.

 

'Listening again, Simon!' said Gabriel to himself.  'That's bad.   What in the name of wonder does he expect the girl to say, that I  always catch him listening when SHE speaks, and never at any other  time!  A bad habit, Sim, a sneaking, underhanded way.  Ah! you may  hammer, but you won't beat that out of me, if you work at it till  your time's up!'

 

So saying, and shaking his head gravely, he re-entered the  workshop, and confronted the subject of these remarks.

 

'There's enough of that just now,' said the locksmith.  'You  needn't make any more of that confounded clatter.  Breakfast's  ready.'

 

'Sir,' said Sim, looking up with amazing politeness, and a peculiar  little bow cut short off at the neck, 'I shall attend you  immediately.'

 

'I suppose,' muttered Gabriel, 'that's out of the 'Prentice's  Garland or the 'Prentice's Delight, or the 'Prentice's Warbler, or  the Prentice's Guide to the Gallows, or some such improving  textbook.  Now he's going to beautify himself--here's a precious  locksmith!'

 

Quite unconscious that his master was looking on from the dark  corner by the parlour door, Sim threw off the paper cap, sprang  from his seat, and in two extraordinary steps, something between  skating and minuet dancing, bounded to a washing place at the other  end of the shop, and there removed from his face and hands all  traces of his previous work--practising the same step all the time  with the utmost gravity.  This done, he drew from some concealed  place a little scrap of looking-glass, and with its assistance  arranged his hair, and ascertained the exact state of a little  carbuncle on his nose.  Having now completed his toilet, he placed  the fragment of mirror on a low bench, and looked over his shoulder  at so much of his legs as could be reflected in that small compass,  with the greatest possible complacency and satisfaction.

 

Sim, as he was called in the locksmith's family, or Mr Simon  Tappertit, as he called himself, and required all men to style him  out of doors, on holidays, and Sundays out,--was an old-fashioned,  thin-faced, sleek-haired, sharp-nosed, small-eyed little fellow,  very little more than five feet high, and thoroughly convinced in  his own mind that he was above the middle size; rather tall, in  fact, than otherwise.  Of his figure, which was well enough formed,  though somewhat of the leanest, he entertained the highest  admiration; and with his legs, which, in knee-breeches, were  perfect curiosities of littleness, he was enraptured to a degree  amounting to enthusiasm.  He also had some majestic, shadowy ideas,  which had never been quite fathomed by his intimate friends,  concerning the power of his eye.  Indeed he had been known to go so  far as to boast that he could utterly quell and subdue the  haughtiest beauty by a simple process, which he termed 'eyeing her  over;' but it must be added, that neither of this faculty, nor of  the power he claimed to have, through the same gift, of vanquishing  and heaving down dumb animals, even in a rabid state, had he ever  furnished evidence which could be deemed quite satisfactory and  conclusive.

 

It may be inferred from these premises, that in the small body of  Mr Tappertit there was locked up an ambitious and aspiring soul.   As certain liquors, confined in casks too cramped in their  dimensions, will ferment, and fret, and chafe in their  imprisonment, so the spiritual essence or soul of Mr Tappertit  would sometimes fume within that precious cask, his body, until,  with great foam and froth and splutter, it would force a vent, and  carry all before it.  It was his custom to remark, in reference to  any one of these occasions, that his soul had got into his head;  and in this novel kind of intoxication many scrapes and mishaps  befell him, which he had frequently concealed with no small  difficulty from his worthy master.

 

Sim Tappertit, among the other fancies upon which his before-mentioned soul was for ever feasting and regaling itself (and which  fancies, like the liver of Prometheus, grew as they were fed  upon), had a mighty notion of his order; and had been heard by the  servant-maid openly expressing his regret that the 'prentices no  longer carried clubs wherewith to mace the citizens: that was his  strong expression.  He was likewise reported to have said that in  former times a stigma had been cast upon the body by the execution  of George Barnwell, to which they should not have basely  submitted, but should have demanded him of the legislature--temperately at first; then by an appeal to arms, if necessary--to  be dealt with as they in their wisdom might think fit.  These  thoughts always led him to consider what a glorious engine the  'prentices might yet become if they had but a master spirit at  their head; and then he would darkly, and to the terror of his  hearers, hint at certain reckless fellows that he knew of, and at a  certain Lion Heart ready to become their captain, who, once afoot,  would make the Lord Mayor tremble on his throne.

 

In respect of dress and personal decoration, Sim Tappertit was no  less of an adventurous and enterprising character.  He had been  seen, beyond dispute, to pull off ruffles of the finest quality at  the corner of the street on Sunday nights, and to put them  carefully in his pocket before returning home; and it was quite  notorious that on all great holiday occasions it was his habit to  exchange his plain steel knee-buckles for a pair of glittering  paste, under cover of a friendly post, planted most conveniently  in that same spot.  Add to this that he was in years just twenty,  in his looks much older, and in conceit at least two hundred; that  he had no objection to be jested with, touching his admiration of  his master's daughter; and had even, when called upon at a certain  obscure tavern to pledge the lady whom he honoured with his love,  toasted, with many winks and leers, a fair creature whose Christian  name, he said, began with a D--;--and as much is known of Sim  Tappertit, who has by this time followed the locksmith in to  breakfast, as is necessary to be known in making his acquaintance.

 

It was a substantial meal; for, over and above the ordinary tea  equipage, the board creaked beneath the weight of a jolly round of  beef, a ham of the first magnitude, and sundry towers of buttered  Yorkshire cake, piled slice upon slice in most alluring order.   There was also a goodly jug of well-browned clay, fashioned into  the form of an old gentleman, not by any means unlike the  locksmith, atop of whose bald head was a fine white froth answering  to his wig, indicative, beyond dispute, of sparkling home-brewed  ale.  But, better far than fair home-brewed, or Yorkshire cake, or  ham, or beef, or anything to eat or drink that earth or air or  water can supply, there sat, presiding over all, the locksmith's  rosy daughter, before whose dark eyes even beef grew insignificant,  and malt became as nothing.

 

Fathers should never kiss their daughters when young men are by.   It's too much.  There are bounds to human endurance.  So thought  Sim Tappertit when Gabriel drew those rosy lips to his--those lips  within Sim's reach from day to day, and yet so far off.  He had a  respect for his master, but he wished the Yorkshire cake might  choke him.

 

'Father,' said the locksmith's daughter, when this salute was over,  and they took their seats at table, 'what is this I hear about last  night?'

 

'All true, my dear; true as the Gospel, Doll.'

 

'Young Mr Chester robbed, and lying wounded in the road, when you  came up!'

 

'Ay--Mr Edward.  And beside him, Barnaby, calling for help with all  his might.  It was well it happened as it did; for the road's a  lonely one, the hour was late, and, the night being cold, and poor  Barnaby even less sensible than usual from surprise and fright, the  young gentleman might have met his death in a very short time.'

 

'I dread to think of it!' cried his daughter with a shudder.  'How  did you know him?'

 

'Know him!' returned the locksmith.  'I didn't know him--how could  I?  I had never seen him, often as I had heard and spoken of him.   I took him to Mrs Rudge's; and she no sooner saw him than the truth  came out.'

 

'Miss Emma, father--If this news should reach her, enlarged upon as  it is sure to be, she will go distracted.'

 

'Why, lookye there again, how a man suffers for being good-natured,' said the locksmith.  'Miss Emma was with her uncle at the  masquerade at Carlisle House, where she had gone, as the people at  the Warren told me, sorely against her will.  What does your  blockhead father when he and Mrs Rudge have laid their heads  together, but goes there when he ought to be abed, makes interest  with his friend the doorkeeper, slips him on a mask and domino,  and mixes with the masquers.'

 

'And like himself to do so!' cried the girl, putting her fair arm  round his neck, and giving him a most enthusiastic kiss.

 

'Like himself!' repeated Gabriel, affecting to grumble, but  evidently delighted with the part he had taken, and with her  praise.  'Very like himself--so your mother said.  However, he  mingled with the crowd, and prettily worried and badgered he was, I  warrant you, with people squeaking, "Don't you know me?" and "I've  found you out," and all that kind of nonsense in his ears.  He  might have wandered on till now, but in a little room there was a  young lady who had taken off her mask, on account of the place  being very warm, and was sitting there alone.'

 

'And that was she?' said his daughter hastily.

 

'And that was she,' replied the locksmith; 'and I no sooner  whispered to her what the matter was--as softly, Doll, and with  nearly as much art as you could have used yourself--than she gives  a kind of scream and faints away.'

 

'What did you do--what happened next?' asked his daughter.  'Why,  the masks came flocking round, with a general noise and hubbub, and  I thought myself in luck to get clear off, that's all,' rejoined  the locksmith.  'What happened when I reached home you may guess,  if you didn't hear it.  Ah!  Well, it's a poor heart that never  rejoices.--Put Toby this way, my dear.'

 

This Toby was the brown jug of which previous mention has been  made.  Applying his lips to the worthy old gentleman's benevolent  forehead, the locksmith, who had all this time been ravaging among  the eatables, kept them there so long, at the same time raising the  vessel slowly in the air, that at length Toby stood on his head  upon his nose, when he smacked his lips, and set him on the table  again with fond reluctance.

 

Although Sim Tappertit had taken no share in this conversation, no  part of it being addressed to him, he had not been wanting in such  silent manifestations of astonishment, as he deemed most compatible  with the favourable display of his eyes.  Regarding the pause which  now ensued, as a particularly advantageous opportunity for doing  great execution with them upon the locksmith's daughter (who he had  no doubt was looking at him in mute admiration), he began to screw  and twist his face, and especially those features, into such  extraordinary, hideous, and unparalleled contortions, that Gabriel,  who happened to look towards him, was stricken with amazement.

 

'Why, what the devil's the matter with the lad?' cried the  locksmith.  'Is he choking?'

 

'Who?' demanded Sim, with some disdain.

 

'Who?  Why, you,' returned his master.  'What do you mean by making  those horrible faces over your breakfast?'

 

'Faces are matters of taste, sir,' said Mr Tappertit, rather  discomfited; not the less so because he saw the locksmith's  daughter smiling.

 

'Sim,' rejoined Gabriel, laughing heartily.  'Don't be a fool, for  I'd rather see you in your senses.  These young fellows,' he added,  turning to his daughter, 'are always committing some folly or  another.  There was a quarrel between Joe Willet and old John last  night though I can't say Joe was much in fault either.  He'll be  missing one of these mornings, and will have gone away upon some  wild-goose errand, seeking his fortune.--Why, what's the matter,  Doll?  YOU are making faces now.  The girls are as bad as the boys  every bit!'

 

'It's the tea,' said Dolly, turning alternately very red and very  white, which is no doubt the effect of a slight scald--'so very hot.'

 

Mr Tappertit looked immensely big at a quartern loaf on the table,  and breathed hard.

 

'Is that all?' returned the locksmith.  'Put some more milk in it.--Yes, I am sorry for Joe, because he is a likely young fellow, and  gains upon one every time one sees him.  But he'll start off,  you'll find.  Indeed he told me as much himself!'

 

'Indeed!' cried Dolly in a faint voice.  'In-deed!'

 

'Is the tea tickling your throat still, my dear?' said the  locksmith.

 

But, before his daughter could make him any answer, she was taken  with a troublesome cough, and it was such a very unpleasant cough,  that, when she left off, the tears were starting in her bright  eyes.  The good-natured locksmith was still patting her on the back  and applying such gentle restoratives, when a message arrived from  Mrs Varden, making known to all whom it might concern, that she  felt too much indisposed to rise after her great agitation and  anxiety of the previous night; and therefore desired to be  immediately accommodated with the little black teapot of strong  mixed tea, a couple of rounds of buttered toast, a middling-sized  dish of beef and ham cut thin, and the Protestant Manual in two  volumes post octavo.  Like some other ladies who in remote ages  flourished upon this globe, Mrs Varden was most devout when most  ill-tempered.  Whenever she and her husband were at unusual  variance, then the Protestant Manual was in high feather.

 

Knowing from experience what these requests portended, the  triumvirate broke up; Dolly, to see the orders executed with all  despatch; Gabriel, to some out-of-door work in his little chaise;  and Sim, to his daily duty in the workshop, to which retreat he  carried the big look, although the loaf remained behind.

 

Indeed the big look increased immensely, and when he had tied his  apron on, became quite gigantic.  It was not until he had several  times walked up and down with folded arms, and the longest strides  be could take, and had kicked a great many small articles out of  his way, that his lip began to curl.  At length, a gloomy derision  came upon his features, and he smiled; uttering meanwhile with  supreme contempt the monosyllable 'Joe!'

 

'I eyed her over, while he talked about the fellow,' he said, 'and  that was of course the reason of her being confused.  Joe!'

 

He walked up and down again much quicker than before, and if  possible with longer strides; sometimes stopping to take a glance  at his legs, and sometimes to jerk out, and cast from him, another  'Joe!'  In the course of a quarter of an hour or so he again  assumed the paper cap and tried to work.  No.  It could not be  done.

 

'I'll do nothing to-day,' said Mr Tappertit, dashing it down again,  'but grind.  I'll grind up all the tools.  Grinding will suit my  present humour well.  Joe!'

 

Whirr-r-r-r.  The grindstone was soon in motion; the sparks were  flying off in showers.  This was the occupation for his heated  spirit.

 

Whirr-r-r-r-r-r-r.

 

'Something will come of this!' said Mr Tappertit, pausing as if in  triumph, and wiping his heated face upon his sleeve.  'Something  will come of this.  I hope it mayn't be human gore!'

 

Whirr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r.

 


Chapter 5

 

As soon as the business of the day was over, the locksmith sallied  forth, alone, to visit the wounded gentleman and ascertain the  progress of his recovery.  The house where he had left him was in a  by-street in Southwark, not far from London Bridge; and thither he  hied with all speed, bent upon returning with as little delay as  might be, and getting to bed betimes.

 

The evening was boisterous--scarcely better than the previous night  had been.  It was not easy for a stout man like Gabriel to keep his  legs at the street corners, or to make head against the high wind,  which often fairly got the better of him, and drove him back some  paces, or, in defiance of all his energy, forced him to take  shelter in an arch or doorway until the fury of the gust was spent.   Occasionally a hat or wig, or both, came spinning and trundling  past him, like a mad thing; while the more serious spectacle of  falling tiles and slates, or of masses of brick and mortar or  fragments of stone-coping rattling upon the pavement near at hand,  and splitting into fragments, did not increase the pleasure of the  journey, or make the way less dreary.

 

'A trying night for a man like me to walk in!' said the locksmith,  as he knocked softly at the widow's door.  'I'd rather be in old  John's chimney-corner, faith!'

 

'Who's there?' demanded a woman's voice from within.  Being  answered, it added a hasty word of welcome, and the door was  quickly opened.

 

She was about forty--perhaps two or three years older--with a  cheerful aspect, and a face that had once been pretty.  It bore  traces of affliction and care, but they were of an old date, and  Time had smoothed them.  Any one who had bestowed but a casual  glance on Barnaby might have known that this was his mother, from  the strong resemblance between them; but where in his face there  was wildness and vacancy, in hers there was the patient composure  of long effort and quiet resignation.

 

One thing about this face was very strange and startling.  You  could not look upon it in its most cheerful mood without feeling  that it had some extraordinary capacity of expressing terror.  It  was not on the surface.  It was in no one feature that it lingered.   You could not take the eyes or mouth, or lines upon the cheek, and  say, if this or that were otherwise, it would not be so.  Yet there  it always lurked--something for ever dimly seen, but ever there,  and never absent for a moment.  It was the faintest, palest shadow  of some look, to which an instant of intense and most unutterable  horror only could have given birth; but indistinct and feeble as it  was, it did suggest what that look must have been, and fixed it in  the mind as if it had had existence in a dream.

 

More faintly imaged, and wanting force and purpose, as it were,  because of his darkened intellect, there was this same stamp upon  the son.  Seen in a picture, it must have had some legend with it,  and would have haunted those who looked upon the canvas.  They who  knew the Maypole story, and could remember what the widow was,  before her husband's and his master's murder, understood it well.   They recollected how the change had come, and could call to mind  that when her son was born, upon the very day the deed was known,  he bore upon his wrist what seemed a smear of blood but half washed  out.

 

'God save you, neighbour!' said the locksmith, as he followed her,  with the air of an old friend, into a little parlour where a  cheerful fire was burning.

 

'And you,' she answered smiling.  'Your kind heart has brought you  here again.  Nothing will keep you at home, I know of old, if there  are friends to serve or comfort, out of doors.'

 

'Tut, tut,' returned the locksmith, rubbing his hands and warming  them.  'You women are such talkers.  What of the patient,  neighbour?'

 

'He is sleeping now.  He was very restless towards daylight, and  for some hours tossed and tumbled sadly.  But the fever has left  him, and the doctor says he will soon mend.  He must not be removed  until to-morrow.'

 

'He has had visitors to-day--humph?' said Gabriel, slyly.

 

'Yes.  Old Mr Chester has been here ever since we sent for him, and  had not been gone many minutes when you knocked.'

 

'No ladies?' said Gabriel, elevating his eyebrows and looking  disappointed.

 

'A letter,' replied the widow.

 

'Come.  That's better than nothing!' replied the locksmith.  'Who  was the bearer?'

 

'Barnaby, of course.'

 

'Barnaby's a jewel!' said Varden; 'and comes and goes with ease  where we who think ourselves much wiser would make but a poor hand  of it.  He is not out wandering, again, I hope?'

 

'Thank Heaven he is in his bed; having been up all night, as you  know, and on his feet all day.  He was quite tired out.  Ah,  neighbour, if I could but see him oftener so--if I could but tame  down that terrible restlessness--'

 

'In good time,' said the locksmith, kindly, 'in good time--don't be  down-hearted.  To my mind he grows wiser every day.'

 

The widow shook her head.  And yet, though she knew the locksmith  sought to cheer her, and spoke from no conviction of his own, she  was glad to hear even this praise of her poor benighted son.

 

'He will be a 'cute man yet,' resumed the locksmith.  'Take care,  when we are growing old and foolish, Barnaby doesn't put us to the  blush, that's all.  But our other friend,' he added, looking under  the table and about the floor--'sharpest and cunningest of all the  sharp and cunning ones--where's he?'

 

'In Barnaby's room,' rejoined the widow, with a faint smile.

 

'Ah!  He's a knowing blade!' said Varden, shaking his head.  'I  should be sorry to talk secrets before him.  Oh!  He's a deep  customer.  I've no doubt he can read, and write, and cast accounts  if he chooses.  What was that?  Him tapping at the door?'

 

'No,' returned the widow.  'It was in the street, I think.  Hark!   Yes.  There again!  'Tis some one knocking softly at the shutter.   Who can it be!'

 

They had been speaking in a low tone, for the invalid lay overhead,  and the walls and ceilings being thin and poorly built, the sound  of their voices might otherwise have disturbed his slumber.  The  party without, whoever it was, could have stood close to the  shutter without hearing anything spoken; and, seeing the light  through the chinks and finding all so quiet, might have been  persuaded that only one person was there.

 

'Some thief or ruffian maybe,' said the locksmith.  'Give me the  light.'

 

'No, no,' she returned hastily.  'Such visitors have never come to  this poor dwelling.  Do you stay here.  You're within call, at the  worst.  I would rather go myself--alone.'

 

'Why?' said the locksmith, unwillingly relinquishing the candle he  had caught up from the table.

 

'Because--I don't know why--because the wish is so strong upon me,'  she rejoined.  'There again--do not detain me, I beg of you!'

 

Gabriel looked at her, in great surprise to see one who was usually  so mild and quiet thus agitated, and with so little cause.  She  left the room and closed the door behind her.  She stood for a  moment as if hesitating, with her hand upon the lock.  In this  short interval the knocking came again, and a voice close to the  window--a voice the locksmith seemed to recollect, and to have some  disagreeable association with--whispered 'Make haste.'

 

The words were uttered in that low distinct voice which finds its  way so readily to sleepers' ears, and wakes them in a fright.  For  a moment it startled even the locksmith; who involuntarily drew  back from the window, and listened.

 

The wind rumbling in the chimney made it difficult to hear what  passed, but he could tell that the door was opened, that there was  the tread of a man upon the creaking boards, and then a moment's  silence--broken by a suppressed something which was not a shriek,  or groan, or cry for help, and yet might have been either or all  three; and the words 'My God!' uttered in a voice it chilled him to  hear.

 

He rushed out upon the instant.  There, at last, was that dreadful  look--the very one he seemed to know so well and yet had never seen  before--upon her face.  There she stood, frozen to the ground,  gazing with starting eyes, and livid cheeks, and every feature  fixed and ghastly, upon the man he had encountered in the dark last  night.  His eyes met those of the locksmith.  It was but a flash,  an instant, a breath upon a polished glass, and he was gone.

 

The locksmith was upon him--had the skirts of his streaming garment  almost in his grasp--when his arms were tightly clutched, and the  widow flung herself upon the ground before him.

 

'The other way--the other way,' she cried.  'He went the other way.   Turn--turn!'

 

'The other way!  I see him now,' rejoined the locksmith, pointing--'yonder--there--there is his shadow passing by that light.  What--who is this?  Let me go.'

 

'Come back, come back!' exclaimed the woman, clasping him; 'Do not  touch him on your life.  I charge you, come back.  He carries other  lives besides his own.  Come back!'

 

'What does this mean?' cried the locksmith.

 

'No matter what it means, don't ask, don't speak, don't think about  it.  He is not to be followed, checked, or stopped.  Come back!'

 

The old man looked at her in wonder, as she writhed and clung about  him; and, borne down by her passion, suffered her to drag him into  the house.  It was not until she had chained and double-locked the  door, fastened every bolt and bar with the heat and fury of a  maniac, and drawn him back into the room, that she turned upon him,  once again, that stony look of horror, and, sinking down into a  chair, covered her face, and shuddered, as though the hand of death  were on her.

 


Chapter 6

 

Beyond all measure astonished by the strange occurrences which had  passed with so much violence and rapidity, the locksmith gazed upon  the shuddering figure in the chair like one half stupefied, and  would have gazed much longer, had not his tongue been loosened by  compassion and humanity.

 

'You are ill,' said Gabriel.  'Let me call some neighbour in.'

 

'Not for the world,' she rejoined, motioning to him with her  trembling hand, and holding her face averted.  'It is enough that  you have been by, to see this.'

 

'Nay, more than enough--or less,' said Gabriel.

 

'Be it so,' she returned.  'As you like.  Ask me no questions, I  entreat you.'

 

'Neighbour,' said the locksmith, after a pause.  'Is this fair, or  reasonable, or just to yourself?  Is it like you, who have known me  so long and sought my advice in all matters--like you, who from a  girl have had a strong mind and a staunch heart?'

 

'I have need of them,' she replied.  'I am growing old, both in  years and care.  Perhaps that, and too much trial, have made them  weaker than they used to be.  Do not speak to me.'

 

'How can I see what I have seen, and hold my peace!' returned the  locksmith.  'Who was that man, and why has his coming made this  change in you?'

 

She was silent, but held to the chair as though to save herself  from falling on the ground.

 

'I take the licence of an old acquaintance, Mary,' said the  locksmith, 'who has ever had a warm regard for you, and maybe has  tried to prove it when he could.  Who is this ill-favoured man, and  what has he to do with you?  Who is this ghost, that is only seen  in the black nights and bad weather?  How does he know, and why  does he haunt, this house, whispering through chinks and crevices,  as if there was that between him and you, which neither durst so  much as speak aloud of?  Who is he?'

 

'You do well to say he haunts this house,' returned the widow,  faintly.  'His shadow has been upon it and me, in light and  darkness, at noonday and midnight.  And now, at last, he has come  in the body!'

 

'But he wouldn't have gone in the body,' returned the locksmith  with some irritation, 'if you had left my arms and legs at liberty.   What riddle is this?'

 

'It is one,' she answered, rising as she spoke, 'that must remain  for ever as it is.  I dare not say more than that.'

 

'Dare not!' repeated the wondering locksmith.

 

'Do not press me,' she replied.  'I am sick and faint, and every  faculty of life seems dead within me.--No!--Do not touch me,  either.'

 

Gabriel, who had stepped forward to render her assistance, fell  back as she made this hasty exclamation, and regarded her in silent  wonder.

 

'Let me go my way alone,' she said in a low voice, 'and let the  hands of no honest man touch mine to-night.'  When she had  tottered to the door, she turned, and added with a stronger effort,  'This is a secret, which, of necessity, I trust to you.  You are a  true man.  As you have ever been good and kind to me,--keep it.  If  any noise was heard above, make some excuse--say anything but what  you really saw, and never let a word or look between us, recall  this circumstance.  I trust to you.  Mind, I trust to you.  How  much I trust, you never can conceive.'

 

Casting her eyes upon him for an instant, she withdrew, and left  him there alone.

 

Gabriel, not knowing what to think, stood staring at the door with  a countenance full of surprise and dismay.  The more he pondered on  what had passed, the less able he was to give it any favourable  interpretation.  To find this widow woman, whose life for so many  years had been supposed to be one of solitude and retirement, and  who, in her quiet suffering character, had gained the good opinion  and respect of all who knew her--to find her linked mysteriously  with an ill-omened man, alarmed at his appearance, and yet  favouring his escape, was a discovery that pained as much as  startled him.  Her reliance on his secrecy, and his tacit  acquiescence, increased his distress of mind.  If he had spoken  boldly, persisted in questioning her, detained her when she rose to  leave the room, made any kind of protest, instead of silently  compromising himself, as he felt he had done, he would have been  more at ease.

 

'Why did I let her say it was a secret, and she trusted it to me!'  said Gabriel, putting his wig on one side to scratch his head with  greater ease, and looking ruefully at the fire.  'I have no more  readiness than old John himself.  Why didn't I say firmly, "You  have no right to such secrets, and I demand of you to tell me what  this means," instead of standing gaping at her, like an old moon-calf as I am!  But there's my weakness.  I can be obstinate enough  with men if need be, but women may twist me round their fingers at  their pleasure.'

 

He took his wig off outright as he made this reflection, and,  warming his handkerchief at the fire began to rub and polish his  bald head with it, until it glistened again.

 

'And yet,' said the locksmith, softening under this soothing  process, and stopping to smile, 'it MAY be nothing.  Any drunken  brawler trying to make his way into the house, would have alarmed a  quiet soul like her.  But then'--and here was the vexation--'how  came it to be that man; how comes he to have this influence over  her; how came she to favour his getting away from me; and, more  than all, how came she not to say it was a sudden fright, and  nothing more?  It's a sad thing to have, in one minute, reason to  mistrust a person I have known so long, and an old sweetheart into  the bargain; but what else can I do, with all this upon my mind!--Is that Barnaby outside there?'

 

'Ay!' he cried, looking in and nodding.  'Sure enough it's  Barnaby--how did you guess?'

 

'By your shadow,' said the locksmith.

 

'Oho!' cried Barnaby, glancing over his shoulder, 'He's a merry  fellow, that shadow, and keeps close to me, though I AM silly.  We  have such pranks, such walks, such runs, such gambols on the grass!   Sometimes he'll be half as tall as a church steeple, and sometimes  no bigger than a dwarf.  Now, he goes on before, and now behind,  and anon he'll be stealing on, on this side, or on that, stopping  whenever I stop, and thinking I can't see him, though I have my eye  on him sharp enough.  Oh! he's a merry fellow.  Tell me--is he  silly too?  I think he is.'

 

'Why?' asked Gabriel.

 

'Because be never tires of mocking me, but does it all day long.--Why don't you come?'

 

'Where?'

 

'Upstairs.  He wants you.  Stay--where's HIS shadow?  Come.  You're  a wise man; tell me that.'

 

'Beside him, Barnaby; beside him, I suppose,' returned the locksmith.

 

'No!' he replied, shaking his head.  'Guess again.'

 

'Gone out a walking, maybe?'

 

'He has changed shadows with a woman,' the idiot whispered in his  ear, and then fell back with a look of triumph.  'Her shadow's  always with him, and his with her.  That's sport I think, eh?'

 

'Barnaby,' said the locksmith, with a grave look; 'come hither,  lad.'

 

'I know what you want to say.  I know!' he replied, keeping away  from him.  'But I'm cunning, I'm silent.  I only say so much to  you--are you ready?'  As he spoke, he caught up the light, and  waved it with a wild laugh above his head.

 

'Softly--gently,' said the locksmith, exerting all his influence to  keep him calm and quiet.  'I thought you had been asleep.'

 

'So I HAVE been asleep,' he rejoined, with widely-opened eyes.   'There have been great faces coming and going--close to my face,  and then a mile away--low places to creep through, whether I would  or no--high churches to fall down from--strange creatures crowded  up together neck and heels, to sit upon the bed--that's sleep, eh?'

 

'Dreams, Barnaby, dreams,' said the locksmith.

 

'Dreams!' he echoed softly, drawing closer to him.  'Those are not  dreams.'

 

'What are,' replied the locksmith, 'if they are not?'

 

'I dreamed,' said Barnaby, passing his arm through Varden's, and  peering close into his face as he answered in a whisper, 'I dreamed  just now that something--it was in the shape of a man--followed me--came softly after me--wouldn't let me be--but was always hiding  and crouching, like a cat in dark corners, waiting till I should  pass; when it crept out and came softly after me.--Did you ever see  me run?'

 

'Many a time, you know.'

 

'You never saw me run as I did in this dream.  Still it came  creeping on to worry me.  Nearer, nearer, nearer--I ran faster--leaped--sprung out of bed, and to the window--and there, in the  street below--but he is waiting for us.  Are you coming?'

 

'What in the street below, Barnaby?' said Varden, imagining that he  traced some connection between this vision and what had actually  occurred.

 

Barnaby looked into his face, muttered incoherently, waved the  light above his head again, laughed, and drawing the locksmith's  arm more tightly through his own, led him up the stairs in silence.

 

They entered a homely bedchamber, garnished in a scanty way with  chairs, whose spindle-shanks bespoke their age, and other furniture  of very little worth; but clean and neatly kept.  Reclining in an  easy-chair before the fire, pale and weak from waste of blood, was  Edward Chester, the young gentleman who had been the first to quit  the Maypole on the previous night, and who, extending his hand to  the locksmith, welcomed him as his preserver and friend.

 

'Say no more, sir, say no more,' said Gabriel.  'I hope I would  have done at least as much for any man in such a strait, and most  of all for you, sir.  A certain young lady,' he added, with some  hesitation, 'has done us many a kind turn, and we naturally feel--I  hope I give you no offence in saying this, sir?'

 

The young man smiled and shook his head; at the same time moving in  his chair as if in pain.

 

'It's no great matter,' he said, in answer to the locksmith's  sympathising look, 'a mere uneasiness arising at least as much from  being cooped up here, as from the slight wound I have, or from the

 

loss of blood.  Be seated, Mr Varden.'

 

'If I may make so bold, Mr Edward, as to lean upon your chair,'  returned the locksmith, accommodating his action to his speech, and  bending over him, 'I'll stand here for the convenience of speaking  low.  Barnaby is not in his quietest humour to-night, and at such  times talking never does him good.'

 

They both glanced at the subject of this remark, who had taken a  seat on the other side of the fire, and, smiling vacantly, was  making puzzles on his fingers with a skein of string.

 

'Pray, tell me, sir,' said Varden, dropping his voice still lower,  'exactly what happened last night.  I have my reason for inquiring.   You left the Maypole, alone?'

 

'And walked homeward alone, until I had nearly reached the place  where you found me, when I heard the gallop of a horse.'

 

'Behind you?' said the locksmith.

 

'Indeed, yes--behind me.  It was a single rider, who soon overtook  me, and checking his horse, inquired the way to London.'

 

'You were on the alert, sir, knowing how many highwaymen there are,  scouring the roads in all directions?' said Varden.

 

'I was, but I had only a stick, having imprudently left my pistols  in their holster-case with the landlord's son.  I directed him as  he desired.  Before the words had passed my lips, he rode upon me  furiously, as if bent on trampling me down beneath his horse's  hoofs.  In starting aside, I slipped and fell.  You found me with  this stab and an ugly bruise or two, and without my purse--in which  he found little enough for his pains.  And now, Mr Varden,' he  added, shaking the locksmith by the hand, 'saving the extent of my  gratitude to you, you know as much as I.'

 

'Except,' said Gabriel, bending down yet more, and looking  cautiously towards their silent neighhour, 'except in respect of  the robber himself.  What like was he, sir?  Speak low, if you  please.  Barnaby means no harm, but I have watched him oftener than  you, and I know, little as you would think it, that he's listening  now.'

 

It required a strong confidence in the locksmith's veracity to  lead any one to this belief, for every sense and faculty that  Barnahy possessed, seemed to be fixed upon his game, to the  exclusion of all other things.  Something in the young man's face  expressed this opinion, for Gabriel repeated what he had just said,  more earnestly than before, and with another glance towards  Barnaby, again asked what like the man was.

 

'The night was so dark,' said Edward, 'the attack so sudden, and  he so wrapped and muffled up, that I can hardly say.  It seems  that--'

 

'Don't mention his name, sir,' returned the locksmith, following  his look towards Barnaby; 'I know HE saw him.  I want to know what  YOU saw.'

 

'All I remember is,' said Edward, 'that as he checked his horse his  hat was blown off.  He caught it, and replaced it on his head,  which I observed was bound with a dark handkerchief.  A stranger  entered the Maypole while I was there, whom I had not seen--for I  had sat apart for reasons of my own--and when I rose to leave the  room and glanced round, he was in the shadow of the chimney and  hidden from my sight.  But, if he and the robber were two different  persons, their voices were strangely and most remarkably alike; for  directly the man addressed me in the road, I recognised his speech  again.'

 

'It is as I feared.  The very man was here to-night,' thought the  locksmith, changing colour.  'What dark history is this!'

 

'Halloa!' cried a hoarse voice in his ear.  'Halloa, halloa,  halloa!  Bow wow wow.  What's the matter here!  Hal-loa!'

 

The speaker--who made the locksmith start as if he had been some  supernatural agent--was a large raven, who had perched upon the top  of the easy-chair, unseen by him and Edward, and listened with a  polite attention and a most extraordinary appearance of  comprehending every word, to all they had said up to this point;  turning his head from one to the other, as if his office were to  judge between them, and it were of the very last importance that he  should not lose a word.

 

'Look at him!' said Varden, divided between admiration of the bird  and a kind of fear of him.  'Was there ever such a knowing imp as  that!  Oh he's a dreadful fellow!'

 

The raven, with his head very much on one side, and his bright eye  shining like a diamond, preserved a thoughtful silence for a few  seconds, and then replied in a voice so hoarse and distant, that it  seemed to come through his thick feathers rather than out of his  mouth.

 

'Halloa, halloa, halloa!  What's the matter here!  Keep up your  spirits.  Never say die.  Bow wow wow.  I'm a devil, I'm a devil,  I'm a devil.  Hurrah!'--And then, as if exulting in his infernal  character, he began to whistle.

 

'I more than half believe he speaks the truth.  Upon my word I do,'  said Varden.  'Do you see how he looks at me, as if he knew what I  was saying?'

 

To which the bird, balancing himself on tiptoe, as it were, and  moving his body up and down in a sort of grave dance, rejoined,  'I'm a devil, I'm a devil, I'm a devil,' and flapped his wings  against his sides as if he were bursting with laughter.  Barnaby  clapped his hands, and fairly rolled upon the ground in an ecstasy  of delight.

 

'Strange companions, sir,' said the locksmith, shaking his head,  and looking from one to the other.  'The bird has all the wit.'

 

'Strange indeed!' said Edward, holding out his forefinger to the  raven, who, in acknowledgment of the attention, made a dive at it  immediately with his iron bill.  'Is he old?'

 

'A mere boy, sir,' replied the locksmith.  'A hundred and twenty,  or thereabouts.  Call him down, Barnaby, my man.'

 

'Call him!' echoed Barnaby, sitting upright upon the floor, and  staring vacantly at Gabriel, as he thrust his hair back from his  face.  'But who can make him come!  He calls me, and makes me go  where he will.  He goes on before, and I follow.  He's the master,  and I'm the man.  Is that the truth, Grip?'

 

The raven gave a short, comfortable, confidential kind of croak;--a  most expressive croak, which seemed to say, 'You needn't let these  fellows into our secrets.  We understand each other.  It's all  right.'

 

'I make HIM come?' cried Barnaby, pointing to the bird.  'Him, who  never goes to sleep, or so much as winks!--Why, any time of night,  you may see his eyes in my dark room, shining like two sparks.  And  every night, and all night too, he's broad awake, talking to  himself, thinking what he shall do to-morrow, where we shall go,  and what he shall steal, and hide, and bury.  I make HIM come!   Ha ha ha!'

 

On second thoughts, the bird appeared disposed to come of himself.   After a short survey of the ground, and a few sidelong looks at the  ceiling and at everybody present in turn, he fluttered to the  floor, and went to Barnaby--not in a hop, or walk, or run, but in a  pace like that of a very particular gentleman with exceedingly  tight boots on, trying to walk fast over loose pebbles.  Then,  stepping into his extended hand, and condescending to be held out  at arm's length, he gave vent to a succession of sounds, not unlike  the drawing of some eight or ten dozen of long corks, and again  asserted his brimstone birth and parentage with great distinctness.

 

The locksmith shook his head--perhaps in some doubt of the  creature's being really nothing but a bird--perhaps in pity for  Bamaby, who by this time had him in his arms, and was rolling  about, with him, on the ground.  As he raised his eyes from the  poor fellow he encountered those of his mother, who had entered the  room, and was looking on in silence.

 

She was quite white in the face, even to her lips, but had wholly  subdued her emotion, and wore her usual quiet look.  Varden fancied  as he glanced at her that she shrunk from his eye; and that she  busied herself about the wounded gentleman to avoid him the better.

 

It was time he went to bed, she said.  He was to be removed to his  own home on the morrow, and he had already exceeded his time for  sitting up, by a full hour.  Acting on this hint, the locksmith  prepared to take his leave.

 

'By the bye,' said Edward, as he shook him by the hand, and looked  from him to Mrs Rudge and back again, 'what noise was that below?   I heard your voice in the midst of it, and should have inquired  before, but our other conversation drove it from my memory.  What  was it?'

 

The locksmith looked towards her, and bit his lip.  She leant  against the chair, and bent her eyes upon the ground.  Barnaby too--he was listening.

 

--'Some mad or drunken fellow, sir,' Varden at length made answer,  looking steadily at the widow as he spoke.  'He mistook the house,  and tried to force an entrance.'

 

She breathed more freely, but stood quite motionless.  As the  locksmith said 'Good night,' and Barnaby caught up the candle to  light him down the stairs, she took it from him, and charged him--with more haste and earnestness than so slight an occasion appeared  to warrant--not to stir.  The raven followed them to satisfy  himself that all was right below, and when they reached the street-door, stood on the bottom stair drawing corks out of number.

 

With a trembling hand she unfastened the chain and bolts, and  turned the key.  As she had her hand upon the latch, the locksmith  said in a low voice,

 

'I have told a lie to-night, for your sake, Mary, and for the sake  of bygone times and old acquaintance, when I would scorn to do so  for my own.  I hope I may have done no harm, or led to none.  I  can't help the suspicions you have forced upon me, and I am loth, I  tell you plainly, to leave Mr Edward here.  Take care he comes to  no hurt.  I doubt the safety of this roof, and am glad he leaves it  so soon.  Now, let me go.'

 

For a moment she hid her face in her hands and wept; but resisting  the strong impulse which evidently moved her to reply, opened the  door--no wider than was sufficient for the passage of his body--and motioned him away.  As the locksmith stood upon the step, it  was chained and locked behind him, and the raven, in furtherance of  these precautions, barked like a lusty house-dog.

 

'In league with that ill-looking figure that might have fallen from  a gibbet--he listening and hiding here--Barnaby first upon the spot  last night--can she who has always borne so fair a name be guilty  of such crimes in secret!' said the locksmith, musing.  'Heaven  forgive me if I am wrong, and send me just thoughts; but she is  poor, the temptation may be great, and we daily hear of things as  strange.--Ay, bark away, my friend.  If there's any wickedness  going on, that raven's in it, I'll be sworn.'

Chapter 7

 

Mrs Varden was a lady of what is commonly called an uncertain  temper--a phrase which being interpreted signifies a temper  tolerably certain to make everybody more or less uncomfortable.   Thus it generally happened, that when other people were merry, Mrs  Varden was dull; and that when other people were dull, Mrs Varden  was disposed to be amazingly cheerful.  Indeed the worthy housewife  was of such a capricious nature, that she not only attained a  higher pitch of genius than Macbeth, in respect of her ability to  be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral in an  instant, but would sometimes ring the changes backwards and  forwards on all possible moods and flights in one short quarter of  an hour; performing, as it were, a kind of triple bob major on the  peal of instruments in the female belfry, with a skilfulness and  rapidity of execution that astonished all who heard her.

 

It had been observed in this good lady (who did not want for  personal attractions, being plump and buxom to look at, though like  her fair daughter, somewhat short in stature) that this  uncertainty of disposition strengthened and increased with her  temporal prosperity; and divers wise men and matrons, on friendly  terms with the locksmith and his family, even went so far as to  assert, that a tumble down some half-dozen rounds in the world's  ladder--such as the breaking of the bank in which her husband kept  his money, or some little fall of that kind--would be the making  of her, and could hardly fail to render her one of the most  agreeable companions in existence.  Whether they were right or  wrong in this conjecture, certain it is that minds, like bodies,  will often fall into a pimpled ill-conditioned state from mere  excess of comfort, and like them, are often successfully cured by  remedies in themselves very nauseous and unpalatable.

 

Mrs Varden's chief aider and abettor, and at the same time her  principal victim and object of wrath, was her single domestic  servant, one Miss Miggs; or as she was called, in conformity with  those prejudices of society which lop and top from poor hand-maidens all such genteel excrescences--Miggs.  This Miggs was a  tall young lady, very much addicted to pattens in private life;  slender and shrewish, of a rather uncomfortable figure, and though  not absolutely ill-looking, of a sharp and acid visage.  As a  general principle and abstract proposition, Miggs held the male sex  to be utterly contemptible and unworthy of notice; to be fickle,  false, base, sottish, inclined to perjury, and wholly undeserving.   When particularly exasperated against them (which, scandal said,  was when Sim Tappertit slighted her most) she was accustomed to  wish with great emphasis that the whole race of women could but die  off, in order that the men might be brought to know the real value  of the blessings by which they set so little store; nay, her  feeling for her order ran so high, that she sometimes declared, if  she could only have good security for a fair, round number--say ten  thousand--of young virgins following her example, she would, to  spite mankind, hang, drown, stab, or poison herself, with a joy  past all expression.

 

It was the voice of Miggs that greeted the locksmith, when he  knocked at his own house, with a shrill cry of 'Who's there?'

 

'Me, girl, me,' returned Gabriel.

 

What, already, sir!' said Miggs, opening the door with a look of  surprise.  'We were just getting on our nightcaps to sit up,--me  and mistress.  Oh, she has been SO bad!'

 

Miggs said this with an air of uncommon candour and concern; but  the parlour-door was standing open, and as Gabriel very well knew  for whose ears it was designed, he regarded her with anything but  an approving look as he passed in.

 

'Master's come home, mim,' cried Miggs, running before him into the  parlour.  'You was wrong, mim, and I was right.  I thought he  wouldn't keep us up so late, two nights running, mim.  Master's  always considerate so far.  I'm so glad, mim, on your account.  I'm  a little'--here Miggs simpered--'a little sleepy myself; I'll own  it now, mim, though I said I wasn't when you asked me.  It ain't of  no consequence, mim, of course.'

 

'You had better,' said the locksmith, who most devoutly wished that  Barnaby's raven was at Miggs's ankles, 'you had better get to bed  at once then.'

 

'Thanking you kindly, sir,' returned Miggs, 'I couldn't take my  rest in peace, nor fix my thoughts upon my prayers, otherways than  that I knew mistress was comfortable in her bed this night; by  rights she ought to have been there, hours ago.'

 

'You're talkative, mistress,' said Varden, pulling off his  greatcoat, and looking at her askew.

 

'Taking the hint, sir,' cried Miggs, with a flushed face, 'and  thanking you for it most kindly, I will make bold to say, that if I  give offence by having consideration for my mistress, I do not ask  your pardon, but am content to get myself into trouble and to be in  suffering.'

 

Here Mrs Varden, who, with her countenance shrouded in a large  nightcap, had been all this time intent upon the Protestant Manual,  looked round, and acknowledged Miggs's championship by commanding  her to hold her tongue.

 

Every little bone in Miggs's throat and neck developed itself with  a spitefulness quite alarming, as she replied, 'Yes, mim, I will.'

 

'How do you find yourself now, my dear?' said the locksmith,  taking a chair near his wife (who had resumed her book), and  rubbing his knees hard as he made the inquiry.

 

'You're very anxious to know, an't you?' returned Mrs Varden, with  her eyes upon the print.  'You, that have not been near me all day,  and wouldn't have been if I was dying!'

 

'My dear Martha--' said Gabriel.

 

Mrs Varden turned over to the next page; then went back again to  the bottom line over leaf to be quite sure of the last words; and  then went on reading with an appearance of the deepest interest and  study.

 

'My dear Martha,' said the locksmith, 'how can you say such things,  when you know you don't mean them?  If you were dying!  Why, if  there was anything serious the matter with you, Martha, shouldn't I  be in constant attendance upon you?'

 

'Yes!' cried Mrs Varden, bursting into tears, 'yes, you would.  I  don't doubt it, Varden.  Certainly you would.  That's as much as to  tell me that you would be hovering round me like a vulture, waiting  till the breath was out of my body, that you might go and marry  somebody else.'

 

Miggs groaned in sympathy--a little short groan, checked in its  birth, and changed into a cough.  It seemed to say, 'I can't help  it.  It's wrung from me by the dreadful brutality of that monster  master.'

 

'But you'll break my heart one of these days,' added Mrs Varden,  with more resignation, 'and then we shall both be happy.  My only  desire is to see Dolly comfortably settled, and when she is, you  may settle ME as soon as you like.'

 

'Ah!' cried Miggs--and coughed again.

 

Poor Gabriel twisted his wig about in silence for a long time, and  then said mildly, 'Has Dolly gone to bed?'

 

'Your master speaks to you,' said Mrs Varden, looking sternly over  her shoulder at Miss Miggs in waiting.

 

'No, my dear, I spoke to you,' suggested the locksmith.

 

'Did you hear me, Miggs?' cried the obdurate lady, stamping her  foot upon the ground.  'YOU are beginning to despise me now, are  you?  But this is example!'

 

At this cruel rebuke, Miggs, whose tears were always ready, for  large or small parties, on the shortest notice and the most  reasonable terms, fell a crying violently; holding both her hands  tight upon her heart meanwhile, as if nothing less would prevent  its splitting into small fragments.  Mrs Varden, who likewise  possessed that faculty in high perfection, wept too, against Miggs;  and with such effect that Miggs gave in after a time, and, except  for an occasional sob, which seemed to threaten some remote  intention of breaking out again, left her mistress in possession of  the field.  Her superiority being thoroughly asserted, that lady  soon desisted likewise, and fell into a quiet melancholy.

 

The relief was so great, and the fatiguing occurrences of last  night so completely overpowered the locksmith, that he nodded in  his chair, and would doubtless have slept there all night, but for  the voice of Mrs Varden, which, after a pause of some five minutes,  awoke him with a start.

 

'If I am ever,' said Mrs V.--not scolding, but in a sort of  monotonous remonstrance--'in spirits, if I am ever cheerful, if I  am ever more than usually disposed to be talkative and comfortable,  this is the way I am treated.'

 

'Such spirits as you was in too, mim, but half an hour ago!' cried  Miggs.  'I never see such company!'

 

'Because,' said Mrs Varden, 'because I never interfere or  interrupt; because I never question where anybody comes or goes;  because my whole mind and soul is bent on saving where I can save,  and labouring in this house;--therefore, they try me as they do.'

 

'Martha,' urged the locksmith, endeavouring to look as wakeful as  possible, 'what is it you complain of?  I really came home with  every wish and desire to be happy.  I did, indeed.'

 

'What do I complain of!' retorted his wife.  'Is it a chilling  thing to have one's husband sulking and falling asleep directly he  comes home--to have him freezing all one's warm-heartedness, and  throwing cold water over the fireside?  Is it natural, when I know  he went out upon a matter in which I am as much interested as  anybody can be, that I should wish to know all that has happened,  or that he should tell me without my begging and praying him to do  it?  Is that natural, or is it not?'

 

'I am very sorry, Martha,' said the good-natured locksmith.  'I was  really afraid you were not disposed to talk pleasantly; I'll tell  you everything; I shall only be too glad, my dear.'

 

'No, Varden,' returned his wife, rising with dignity.  'I dare say--thank you!  I'm not a child to be corrected one minute and petted  the next--I'm a little too old for that, Varden.  Miggs, carry the  light.--YOU can be cheerful, Miggs, at least'

 

Miggs, who, to this moment, had been in the very depths of  compassionate despondency, passed instantly into the liveliest  state conceivable, and tossing her head as she glanced towards the  locksmith, bore off her mistress and the light together.

 

'Now, who would think,' thought Varden, shrugging his shoulders and  drawing his chair nearer to the fire, 'that that woman could ever  be pleasant and agreeable?  And yet she can be.  Well, well, all of  us have our faults.  I'll not be hard upon hers.  We have been man  and wife too long for that.'

 

He dozed again--not the less pleasantly, perhaps, for his hearty  temper.  While his eyes were closed, the door leading to the upper  stairs was partially opened; and a head appeared, which, at sight  of him, hastily drew back again.

 

'I wish,' murmured Gabriel, waking at the noise, and looking round  the room, 'I wish somebody would marry Miggs.  But that's  impossible!  I wonder whether there's any madman alive, who would  marry Miggs!'

 

This was such a vast speculation that he fell into a doze again,  and slept until the fire was quite burnt out.  At last he roused  himself; and having double-locked the street-door according to  custom, and put the key in his pocket, went off to bed.

 

He had not left the room in darkness many minutes, when the head  again appeared, and Sim Tappertit entered, bearing in his hand a  little lamp.

 

'What the devil business has he to stop up so late!' muttered Sim,  passing into the workshop, and setting it down upon the forge.   'Here's half the night gone already.  There's only one good that  has ever come to me, out of this cursed old rusty mechanical trade,  and that's this piece of ironmongery, upon my soul!'

 

As he spoke, he drew from the right hand, or rather right leg  pocket of his smalls, a clumsy large-sized key, which he inserted  cautiously in the lock his master had secured, and softly opened  the door.  That done, he replaced his piece of secret workmanship  in his pocket; and leaving the lamp burning, and closing the door  carefully and without noise, stole out into the street--as little  suspected by the locksmith in his sound deep sleep, as by Barnaby  himself in his phantom-haunted dreams.

 


Chapter 8

 

Clear of the locksmith's house, Sim Tappertit laid aside his  cautious manner, and assuming in its stead that of a ruffling,  swaggering, roving blade, who would rather kill a man than  otherwise, and eat him too if needful, made the best of his way  along the darkened streets.

 

Half pausing for an instant now and then to smite his pocket and  assure himself of the safety of his master key, he hurried on to  Barbican, and turning into one of the narrowest of the narrow  streets which diverged from that centre, slackened his pace and  wiped his heated brow, as if the termination of his walk were near  at hand.

 

It was not a very choice spot for midnight expeditions, being in  truth one of more than questionable character, and of an appearance  by no means inviting.  From the main street he had entered, itself  little better than an alley, a low-browed doorway led into a blind  court, or yard, profoundly dark, unpaved, and reeking with stagnant  odours.  Into this ill-favoured pit, the locksmith's vagrant  'prentice groped his way; and stopping at a house from whose  defaced and rotten front the rude effigy of a bottle swung to and  fro like some gibbeted malefactor, struck thrice upon an iron  grating with his foot.  After listening in vain for some response  to his signal, Mr Tappertit became impatient, and struck the  grating thrice again.

 

A further delay ensued, but it was not of long duration.  The  ground seemed to open at his feet, and a ragged head appeared.

 

'Is that the captain?' said a voice as ragged as the head.

 

'Yes,' replied Mr Tappertit haughtily, descending as he spoke, 'who  should it be?'

 

'It's so late, we gave you up,' returned the voice, as its owner  stopped to shut and fasten the grating.  'You're late, sir.'

 

'Lead on,' said Mr Tappertit, with a gloomy majesty, 'and make  remarks when I require you.  Forward!'

 

This latter word of command was perhaps somewhat theatrical and  unnecessary, inasmuch as the descent was by a very narrow, steep,  and slippery flight of steps, and any rashness or departure from  the beaten track must have ended in a yawning water-butt.  But Mr  Tappertit being, like some other great commanders, favourable to  strong effects, and personal display, cried 'Forward!' again, in  the hoarsest voice he could assume; and led the way, with folded  arms and knitted brows, to the cellar down below, where there was a  small copper fixed in one corner, a chair or two, a form and table,  a glimmering fire, and a truckle-bed, covered with a ragged  patchwork rug.

 

'Welcome, noble captain!' cried a lanky figure, rising as from a  nap.

 

The captain nodded.  Then, throwing off his outer coat, he stood  composed in all his dignity, and eyed his follower over.

 

'What news to-night?' he asked, when he had looked into his very  soul.

 

'Nothing particular,' replied the other, stretching himself--and he  was so long already that it was quite alarming to see him do it--'how come you to be so late?'

 

'No matter,' was all the captain deigned to say in answer.  'Is the  room prepared?'

 

'It is,' replied the follower.

 

'The comrade--is he here?'

 

'Yes.  And a sprinkling of the others--you hear 'em?'

 

'Playing skittles!' said the captain moodily.  'Light-hearted  revellers!'

 

There was no doubt respecting the particular amusement in which  these heedless spirits were indulging, for even in the close and  stifling atmosphere of the vault, the noise sounded like distant  thunder.  It certainly appeared, at first sight, a singular spot to  choose, for that or any other purpose of relaxation, if the other  cellars answered to the one in which this brief colloquy took  place; for the floors were of sodden earth, the walls and roof of  damp bare brick tapestried with the tracks of snails and slugs; the  air was sickening, tainted, and offensive.  It seemed, from one  strong flavour which was uppermost among the various odours of the  place, that it had, at no very distant period, been used as a  storehouse for cheeses; a circumstance which, while it accounted  for the greasy moisture that hung about it, was agreeably  suggestive of rats.  It was naturally damp besides, and little  trees of fungus sprung from every mouldering corner.

 

The proprietor of this charming retreat, and owner of the ragged  head before mentioned--for he wore an old tie-wig as bare and  frowzy as a stunted hearth-broom--had by this time joined them; and  stood a little apart, rubbing his hands, wagging his hoary bristled  chin, and smiling in silence.  His eyes were closed; but had they  been wide open, it would have been easy to tell, from the attentive  expression of the face he turned towards them--pale and unwholesome  as might be expected in one of his underground existence--and from  a certain anxious raising and quivering of the lids, that he was  blind.

 

'Even Stagg hath been asleep,' said the long comrade, nodding  towards this person.

 

'Sound, captain, sound!' cried the blind man; 'what does my noble  captain drink--is it brandy, rum, usquebaugh?  Is it soaked  gunpowder, or blazing oil?  Give it a name, heart of oak, and we'd  get it for you, if it was wine from a bishop's cellar, or melted  gold from King George's mint.'

 

'See,' said Mr Tappertit haughtily, 'that it's something strong,  and comes quick; and so long as you take care of that, you may  bring it from the devil's cellar, if you like.'

 

'Boldly said, noble captain!' rejoined the blind man.  'Spoken like  the 'Prentices' Glory.  Ha, ha!  From the devil's cellar!  A brave  joke!  The captain joketh.  Ha, ha, ha!'

 

'I'll tell you what, my fine feller,' said Mr Tappertit, eyeing the  host over as he walked to a closet, and took out a bottle and glass  as carelessly as if he had been in full possession of his sight,  'if you make that row, you'll find that the captain's very far from  joking, and so I tell you.'

 

'He's got his eyes on me!' cried Stagg, stopping short on his way  back, and affecting to screen his face with the bottle.  'I feel  'em though I can't see 'em.  Take 'em off, noble captain.  Remove  'em, for they pierce like gimlets.'

 

Mr Tappertit smiled grimly at his comrade; and twisting out one  more look--a kind of ocular screw--under the influence of which the  blind man feigned to undergo great anguish and torture, bade him,  in a softened tone, approach, and hold his peace.

 

'I obey you, captain,' cried Stagg, drawing close to him and  filling out a bumper without spilling a drop, by reason that he  held his little finger at the brim of the glass, and stopped at the  instant the liquor touched it, 'drink, noble governor.  Death to  all masters, life to all 'prentices, and love to all fair damsels.   Drink, brave general, and warm your gallant heart!'

 

Mr Tappertit condescended to take the glass from his outstretched  hand.  Stagg then dropped on one knee, and gently smoothed the  calves of his legs, with an air of humble admiration.

 

'That I had but eyes!' he cried, 'to behold my captain's  symmetrical proportions!  That I had but eyes, to look upon these  twin invaders of domestic peace!'

 

'Get out!' said Mr Tappertit, glancing downward at his favourite  limbs.  'Go along, will you, Stagg!'

 

'When I touch my own afterwards,' cried the host, smiting them  reproachfully, 'I hate 'em.  Comparatively speaking, they've no  more shape than wooden legs, beside these models of my noble  captain's.'

 

'Yours!' exclaimed Mr Tappertit.  'No, I should think not.  Don't  talk about those precious old toothpicks in the same breath with  mine; that's rather too much.  Here.  Take the glass.  Benjamin.   Lead on.  To business!'

 

With these words, he folded his arms again; and frowning with a  sullen majesty, passed with his companion through a little door at  the upper end of the cellar, and disappeared; leaving Stagg to his  private meditations.

 

The vault they entered, strewn with sawdust and dimly lighted, was  between the outer one from which they had just come, and that in  which the skittle-players were diverting themselves; as was  manifested by the increased noise and clamour of tongues, which was  suddenly stopped, however, and replaced by a dead silence, at a  signal from the long comrade.  Then, this young gentleman, going to  a little cupboard, returned with a thigh-bone, which in former  times must have been part and parcel of some individual at least as  long as himself, and placed the same in the hands of Mr Tappertit;  who, receiving it as a sceptre and staff of authority, cocked his  three-cornered hat fiercely on the top of his head, and mounted a  large table, whereon a chair of state, cheerfully ornamented with a  couple of skulls, was placed ready for his reception.

 

He had no sooner assumed this position, than another young  gentleman appeared, bearing in his arms a huge clasped book, who  made him a profound obeisance, and delivering it to the long  comrade, advanced to the table, and turning his back upon it, stood  there Atlas-wise.  Then, the long comrade got upon the table too;  and seating himself in a lower chair than Mr Tappertit's, with much  state and ceremony, placed the large book on the shoulders of their  mute companion as deliberately as if he had been a wooden desk, and  prepared to make entries therein with a pen of corresponding size.

 

When the long comrade had made these preparations, he looked  towards Mr Tappertit; and Mr Tappertit, flourishing the bone,  knocked nine times therewith upon one of the skulls.  At the ninth  stroke, a third young gentleman emerged from the door leading to  the skittle ground, and bowing low, awaited his commands.

 

'Prentice!' said the mighty captain, 'who waits without?'

 

The 'prentice made answer that a stranger was in attendance, who  claimed admission into that secret society of 'Prentice Knights,  and a free participation in their rights, privileges, and  immunities.  Thereupon Mr Tappertit flourished the bone again, and  giving the other skull a prodigious rap on the nose, exclaimed  'Admit him!'  At these dread words the 'prentice bowed once more,  and so withdrew as he had come.

 

There soon appeared at the same door, two other 'prentices, having  between them a third, whose eyes were bandaged, and who was attired  in a bag-wig, and a broad-skirted coat, trimmed with tarnished  lace; and who was girded with a sword, in compliance with the laws  of the Institution regulating the introduction of candidates, which  required them to assume this courtly dress, and kept it constantly  in lavender, for their convenience.  One of the conductors of this  novice held a rusty blunderbuss pointed towards his ear, and the  other a very ancient sabre, with which he carved imaginary  offenders as he came along in a sanguinary and anatomical manner.

 

As this silent group advanced, Mr Tappertit fixed his hat upon his  head.  The novice then laid his hand upon his breast and bent  before him.  When he had humbled himself sufficiently, the captain  ordered the bandage to be removed, and proceeded to eye him over.

 

'Ha!' said the captain, thoughtfully, when he had concluded this  ordeal.  'Proceed.'

 

The long comrade read aloud as follows:--'Mark Gilbert.  Age,  nineteen.  Bound to Thomas Curzon, hosier, Golden Fleece, Aldgate.   Loves Curzon's daughter.  Cannot say that Curzon's daughter loves  him.  Should think it probable.  Curzon pulled his ears last  Tuesday week.'

 

'How!' cried the captain, starting.

 

'For looking at his daughter, please you,' said the novice.

 

'Write Curzon down, Denounced,' said the captain.  'Put a black  cross against the name of Curzon.'

 

'So please you,' said the novice, 'that's not the worst--he calls  his 'prentice idle dog, and stops his beer unless he works to his  liking.  He gives Dutch cheese, too, eating Cheshire, sir, himself;  and Sundays out, are only once a month.'

 

'This,' said Mr Tappert;t gravely, 'is a flagrant case.  Put two  black crosses to the name of Curzon.'

 

'If the society,' said the novice, who was an ill-looking, one-sided, shambling lad, with sunken eyes set close together in his  head--'if the society would burn his house down--for he's not  insured--or beat him as he comes home from his club at night, or  help me to carry off his daughter, and marry her at the Fleet,  whether she gave consent or no--'

 

Mr Tappertit waved his grizzly truncheon as an admonition to him  not to interrupt, and ordered three black crosses to the name of  Curzon.

 

'Which means,' he said in gracious explanation, 'vengeance,  complete and terrible.  'Prentice, do you love the Constitution?'

 

To which the novice (being to that end instructed by his attendant  sponsors) replied 'I do!'

 

'The Church, the State, and everything established--but the  masters?' quoth the captain.

 

Again the novice said 'I do.'

 

Having said it, he listened meekly to the captain, who in an  address prepared for such occasions, told him how that under that  same Constitution (which was kept in a strong box somewhere, but  where exactly he could not find out, or he would have endeavoured  to procure a copy of it), the 'prentices had, in times gone by,  had frequent holidays of right, broken people's heads by scores,  defied their masters, nay, even achieved some glorious murders in  the streets, which privileges had gradually been wrested from them,  and in all which noble aspirations they were now restrained; how  the degrading checks imposed upon them were unquestionably  attributable to the innovating spirit of the times, and how they  united therefore to resist all change, except such change as would  restore those good old English customs, by which they would stand  or fall.  After illustrating the wisdom of going backward, by  reference to that sagacious fish, the crab, and the not unfrequent  practice of the mule and donkey, he described their general  objects; which were briefly vengeance on their Tyrant Masters (of  whose grievous and insupportable oppression no 'prentice could  entertain a moment's doubt) and the restoration, as aforesaid, of  their ancient rights and holidays; for neither of which objects  were they now quite ripe, being barely twenty strong, but which  they pledged themselves to pursue with fire and sword when needful.   Then he described the oath which every member of that small remnant  of a noble body took, and which was of a dreadful and impressive  kind; binding him, at the bidding of his chief, to resist and  obstruct the Lord Mayor, sword-bearer, and chaplain; to despise the  authority of the sheriffs; and to hold the court of aldermen as  nought; but not on any account, in case the fulness of time should  bring a general rising of 'prentices, to damage or in any way  disfigure Temple Bar, which was strictly constitutional and always  to be approached with reverence.  Having gone over these several  heads with great eloquence and force, and having further informed  the novice that this society had its origin in his own teeming  brain, stimulated by a swelling sense of wrong and outrage, Mr  Tappertit demanded whether he had strength of heart to take the  mighty pledge required, or whether he would withdraw while retreat  was yet in his power.

 

To this the novice made rejoinder, that he would take the vow,  though it should choke him; and it was accordingly administered  with many impressive circumstances, among which the lighting up of  the two skulls with a candle-end inside of each, and a great many  flourishes with the bone, were chiefly conspicuous; not to mention  a variety of grave exercises with the blunderbuss and sabre, and  some dismal groaning by unseen 'prentices without.  All these dark  and direful ceremonies being at length completed, the table was put  aside, the chair of state removed, the sceptre locked up in its  usual cupboard, the doors of communication between the three  cellars thrown freely open, and the 'Prentice Knights resigned  themselves to merriment.

 

But Mr Tappertit, who had a soul above the vulgar herd, and who, on  account of his greatness, could only afford to be merry now and  then, threw himself on a bench with the air of a man who was faint  with dignity.  He looked with an indifferent eye, alike on  skittles, cards, and dice, thinking only of the locksmith's  daughter, and the base degenerate days on which he had fallen.

 

'My noble captain neither games, nor sings, nor dances,' said his  host, taking a seat beside him.  'Drink, gallant general!'

 

Mr Tappertit drained the proffered goblet to the dregs; then thrust  his hands into his pockets, and with a lowering visage walked among  the skittles, while his followers (such is the influence of  superior genius) restrained the ardent ball, and held his little  shins in dumb respect.

 

'If I had been born a corsair or a pirate, a brigand, genteel  highwayman or patriot--and they're the same thing,' thought Mr  Tappertit, musing among the nine-pins, 'I should have been all  right.  But to drag out a ignoble existence unbeknown to mankind in  general--patience!  I will be famous yet.  A voice within me keeps  on whispering Greatness.  I shall burst out one of these days, and  when I do, what power can keep me down?  I feel my soul getting  into my head at the idea.  More drink there!'

 

'The novice,' pursued Mr Tappertit, not exactly in a voice of  thunder, for his tones, to say the truth were rather cracked and  shrill--but very impressively, notwithstanding--'where is he?'

 

'Here, noble captain!' cried Stagg.  'One stands beside me who I  feel is a stranger.'

 

'Have you,' said Mr Tappertit, letting his gaze fall on the party  indicated, who was indeed the new knight, by this time restored to  his own apparel; 'Have you the impression of your street-door key  in wax?'

 

The long comrade anticipated the reply, by producing it from the  shelf on which it had been deposited.

 

'Good,' said Mr Tappertit, scrutinising it attentively, while a  breathless silence reigned around; for he had constructed secret  door-keys for the whole society, and perhaps owed something of his  influence to that mean and trivial circumstance--on such slight  accidents do even men of mind depend!--'This is easily made.  Come  hither, friend.'

 

With that, he beckoned the new knight apart, and putting the  pattern in his pocket, motioned to him to walk by his side.

 

'And so,' he said, when they had taken a few turns up and down,  you--you love your master's daughter?'

 

'I do,' said the 'prentice.  'Honour bright.  No chaff, you know.'

 

'Have you,' rejoined Mr Tappertit, catching him by the wrist, and  giving him a look which would have been expressive of the most  deadly malevolence, but for an accidental hiccup that rather  interfered with it; 'have you a--a rival?'

 

'Not as I know on,' replied the 'prentice.

 

'If you had now--' said Mr Tappertit--'what would you--eh?--'

 

The 'prentice looked fierce and clenched his fists.

 

'It is enough,' cried Mr Tappertit hastily, 'we understand each  other.  We are observed.  I thank you.'

 

So saying, he cast him off again; and calling the long comrade  aside after taking a few hasty turns by himself, bade him  immediately write and post against the wall, a notice, proscribing  one Joseph Willet (commonly known as Joe) of Chigwell; forbidding  all 'Prentice Knights to succour, comfort, or hold communion with  him; and requiring them, on pain of excommunication, to molest,  hurt, wrong, annoy, and pick quarrels with the said Joseph,  whensoever and wheresoever they, or any of them, should happen to  encounter him.

 

Having relieved his mind by this energetic proceeding, he  condescended to approach the festive board, and warming by degrees,  at length deigned to preside, and even to enchant the company with  a song.  After this, he rose to such a pitch as to consent to  regale the society with a hornpipe, which be actually performed to  the music of a fiddle (played by an ingenious member) with such  surpassing agility and brilliancy of execution, that the spectators  could not be sufficiently enthusiastic in their admiration; and  their host protested, with tears in his eyes, that he had never  truly felt his blindness until that moment.

 

But the host withdrawing--probably to weep in secret--soon returned  with the information that it wanted little more than an hour of  day, and that all the cocks in Barbican had already begun to crow,  as if their lives depended on it.  At this intelligence, the  'Prentice Knights arose in haste, and marshalling into a line,  filed off one by one and dispersed with all speed to their several  homes, leaving their leader to pass the grating last.

 

'Good night, noble captain,' whispered the blind man as he held it  open for his passage out; 'Farewell, brave general.  Bye, bye,  illustrious commander.  Good luck go with you for a--conceited,  bragging, empty-headed, duck-legged idiot.'

 

With which parting words, coolly added as he listened to his  receding footsteps and locked the grate upon himself, he descended  the steps, and lighting the fire below the little copper,  prepared, without any assistance, for his daily occupation; which  was to retail at the area-head above pennyworths of broth and soup,  and savoury puddings, compounded of such scraps as were to be  bought in the heap for the least money at Fleet Market in the  evening time; and for the sale of which he had need to have  depended chiefly on his private connection, for the court had no  thoroughfare, and was not that kind of place in which many people  were likely to take the air, or to frequent as an agreeable  promenade.

 


Chapter 9

 

Chronicler's are privileged to enter where they list, to come and  go through keyholes, to ride upon the wind, to overcome, in their  soarings up and down, all obstacles of distance, time, and place.   Thrice blessed be this last consideration, since it enables us to  follow the disdainful Miggs even into the sanctity of her chamber,  and to hold her in sweet companionship through the dreary watches  of the night!

 

Miss Miggs, having undone her mistress, as she phrased it (which  means, assisted to undress her), and having seen her comfortably to  bed in the back room on the first floor, withdrew to her own  apartment, in the attic story.  Notwithstanding her declaration in  the locksmith's presence, she was in no mood for sleep; so, putting  her light upon the table and withdrawing the little window curtain,  she gazed out pensively at the wild night sky.

 

Perhaps she wondered what star was destined for her habitation when  she had run her little course below; perhaps speculated which of  those glimmering spheres might be the natal orb of Mr Tappertit;  perhaps marvelled how they could gaze down on that perfidious  creature, man, and not sicken and turn green as chemists' lamps;  perhaps thought of nothing in particular.  Whatever she thought  about, there she sat, until her attention, alive to anything  connected with the insinuating 'prentice, was attracted by a noise  in the next room to her own--his room; the room in which he slept,  and dreamed--it might be, sometimes dreamed of her.

 

That he was not dreaming now, unless he was taking a walk in his  sleep, was clear, for every now and then there came a shuffling  noise, as though he were engaged in polishing the whitewashed wall;  then a gentle creaking of his door; then the faintest indication of  his stealthy footsteps on the landing-place outside.  Noting this  latter circumstance, Miss Miggs turned pale and shuddered, as  mistrusting his intentions; and more than once exclaimed, below her  breath, 'Oh! what a Providence it is, as I am bolted in!'--which,  owing doubtless to her alarm, was a confusion of ideas on her part  between a bolt and its use; for though there was one on the door,  it was not fastened.

 

Miss Miggs's sense of hearing, however, having as sharp an edge as  her temper, and being of the same snappish and suspicious kind,  very soon informed her that the footsteps passed her door, and  appeared to have some object quite separate and disconnected from  herself.  At this discovery she became more alarmed than ever, and  was about to give utterance to those cries of 'Thieves!' and  'Murder!' which she had hitherto restrained, when it occurred to  her to look softly out, and see that her fears had some good  palpable foundation.

 

Looking out accordingly, and stretching her neck over the handrail,  she descried, to her great amazement, Mr Tappertit completely  dressed, stealing downstairs, one step at a time, with his shoes in  one hand and a lamp in the other.  Following him with her eyes, and  going down a little way herself to get the better of an intervening  angle, she beheld him thrust his head in at the parlour-door, draw  it back again with great swiftness, and immediately begin a retreat  upstairs with all possible expedition.

 

'Here's mysteries!' said the damsel, when she was safe in her own  room again, quite out of breath.  'Oh, gracious, here's mysteries!'

 

The prospect of finding anybody out in anything, would have kept  Miss Miggs awake under the influence of henbane.  Presently, she  heard the step again, as she would have done if it had been that of  a feather endowed with motion and walking down on tiptoe.  Then  gliding out as before, she again beheld the retreating figure of  the 'prentice; again he looked cautiously in at the parlour-door,  but this time instead of retreating, he passed in and disappeared.

 

Miggs was back in her room, and had her head out of the window,  before an elderly gentleman could have winked and recovered from  it.  Out he came at the street-door, shut it carefully behind him,  tried it with his knee, and swaggered off, putting something in his  pocket as he went along.  At this spectacle Miggs cried 'Gracious!'  again, and then 'Goodness gracious!' and then 'Goodness gracious  me!' and then, candle in hand, went downstairs as he had done.   Coming to the workshop, she saw the lamp burning on the forge, and  everything as Sim had left it.

 

'Why I wish I may only have a walking funeral, and never be buried  decent with a mourning-coach and feathers, if the boy hasn't been  and made a key for his own self!' cried Miggs.  'Oh the little  villain!'

 

This conclusion was not arrived at without consideration, and much  peeping and peering about; nor was it unassisted by the  recollection that she had on several occasions come upon the  'prentice suddenly, and found him busy at some mysterious  occupation.  Lest the fact of Miss Miggs calling him, on whom she  stooped to cast a favourable eye, a boy, should create surprise in  any breast, it may be observed that she invariably affected to  regard all male bipeds under thirty as mere chits and infants;  which phenomenon is not unusual in ladies of Miss Miggs's temper,  and is indeed generally found to be the associate of such  indomitable and savage virtue.

 

Miss Miggs deliberated within herself for some little time, looking  hard at the shop-door while she did so, as though her eyes and  thoughts were both upon it; and then, taking a sheet of paper from  a drawer, twisted it into a long thin spiral tube.  Having filled  this instrument with a quantity of small coal-dust from the forge,  she approached the door, and dropping on one knee before it,  dexterously blew into the keyhole as much of these fine ashes as  the lock would hold.  When she had filled it to the brim in a very  workmanlike and skilful manner, she crept upstairs again, and  chuckled as she went.

 

'There!' cried Miggs, rubbing her hands, 'now let's see whether you  won't be glad to take some notice of me, mister.  He, he, he!   You'll have eyes for somebody besides Miss Dolly now, I think.  A  fat-faced puss she is, as ever I come across!'

 

As she uttered this criticism, she glanced approvingly at her small  mirror, as who should say, I thank my stars that can't be said of  me!--as it certainly could not; for Miss Miggs's style of beauty  was of that kind which Mr Tappertit himself had not inaptly termed,  in private, 'scraggy.'

 

'I don't go to bed this night!' said Miggs, wrapping herself in a  shawl, and drawing a couple of chairs near the window, flouncing  down upon one, and putting her feet upon the other, 'till you come  home, my lad.  I wouldn't,' said Miggs viciously, 'no, not for  five-and-forty pound!'

 

With that, and with an expression of face in which a great number  of opposite ingredients, such as mischief, cunning, malice,  triumph, and patient expectation, were all mixed up together in a  kind of physiognomical punch, Miss Miggs composed herself to wait  and listen, like some fair ogress who had set a trap and was  watching for a nibble from a plump young traveller.

 

She sat there, with perfect composure, all night.  At length, just  upon break of day, there was a footstep in the street, and  presently she could hear Mr Tappertit stop at the door.  Then she  could make out that he tried his key--that he was blowing into it--that he knocked it on the nearest post to beat the dust out--that  he took it under a lamp to look at it--that he poked bits of stick  into the lock to clear it--that he peeped into the keyhole, first  with one eye, and then with the other--that he tried the key again--that he couldn't turn it, and what was worse, couldn't get it out--that he bent it--that then it was much less disposed to come out  than before--that he gave it a mighty twist and a great pull, and  then it came out so suddenly that he staggered backwards--that he  kicked the door--that he shook it--finally, that he smote his  forehead, and sat down on the step in despair.

 

When this crisis had arrived, Miss Miggs, affecting to be exhausted  with terror, and to cling to the window-sill for support, put out  her nightcap, and demanded in a faint voice who was there.

 

Mr Tappertit cried 'Hush!' and, backing to the road, exhorted her  in frenzied pantomime to secrecy and silence.

 

'Tell me one thing,' said Miggs.  'Is it thieves?'

 

'No--no--no!' cried Mr Tappertit.

 

'Then,' said Miggs, more faintly than before, 'it's fire.  Where  is it, sir?  It's near this room, I know.  I've a good conscience,  sir, and would much rather die than go down a ladder.  All I wish  is, respecting my love to my married sister, Golden Lion Court,  number twenty-sivin, second bell-handle on the right-hand door-post.'

 

'Miggs!' cried Mr Tappertit, 'don't you know me?  Sim, you know--Sim--'

 

'Oh!  what about him!' cried Miggs, clasping her hands.  'Is he in  any danger?  Is he in the midst of flames and blazes!  Oh gracious,  gracious!'

 

'Why I'm here, an't I?' rejoined Mr Tappertit, knocking himself on  the breast.  'Don't you see me?  What a fool you are, Miggs!'

 

'There!' cried Miggs, unmindful of this compliment.  'Why--so it--Goodness, what is the meaning of--If you please, mim, here's--'

 

'No, no!' cried Mr Tappertit, standing on tiptoe, as if by that  means he, in the street, were any nearer being able to stop the  mouth of Miggs in the garret.  'Don't!--I've been out without  leave, and something or another's the matter with the lock.  Come  down, and undo the shop window, that I may get in that way.'

 

'I dursn't do it, Simmun,' cried Miggs--for that was her  pronunciation of his Christian name.  'I dursn't do it, indeed.   You know as well as anybody, how particular I am.  And to come  down in the dead of night, when the house is wrapped in slumbers  and weiled in obscurity.'  And there she stopped and shivered, for  her modesty caught cold at the very thought.

 

'But Miggs,' cried Mr Tappertit, getting under the lamp, that she  might see his eyes.  'My darling Miggs--'

 

Miggs screamed slightly.

 

'--That I love so much, and never can help thinking of,' and it is  impossible to describe the use he made of his eyes when he said  this--'do--for my sake, do.'

 

'Oh Simmun,' cried Miggs, 'this is worse than all.  I know if I  come down, you'll go, and--'

 

'And what, my precious?' said Mr Tappertit.

 

'And try,' said Miggs, hysterically, 'to kiss me, or some such  dreadfulness; I know you will!'

 

'I swear I won't,' said Mr Tappertit, with remarkable earnestness.   'Upon my soul I won't.  It's getting broad day, and the watchman's  waking up.  Angelic Miggs!  If you'll only come and let me in, I  promise you faithfully and truly I won't.'

 

Miss Miggs, whose gentle heart was touched, did not wait for the  oath (knowing how strong the temptation was, and fearing he might  forswear himself), but tripped lightly down the stairs, and with  her own fair hands drew back the rough fastenings of the workshop  window.  Having helped the wayward 'prentice in, she faintly  articulated the words 'Simmun is safe!' and yielding to her woman's

 

nature, immediately became insensible.

 

'I knew I should quench her,' said Sim, rather embarrassed by this  circumstance.  'Of course I was certain it would come to this, but  there was nothing else to be done--if I hadn't eyed her over, she  wouldn't have come down.  Here.  Keep up a minute, Miggs.  What a  slippery figure she is!  There's no holding her, comfortably.  Do  keep up a minute, Miggs, will you?'

 

As Miggs, however, was deaf to all entreaties, Mr Tappertit leant  her against the wall as one might dispose of a walking-stick or  umbrella, until he had secured the window, when he took her in his  arms again, and, in short stages and with great difficulty--arising  from her being tall and his being short, and perhaps in some degree  from that peculiar physical conformation on which he had already  remarked--carried her upstairs, and planting her, in the same  umbrella and walking-stick fashion, just inside her own door, left  her to her repose.

 

'He may be as cool as he likes,' said Miss Miggs, recovering as  soon as she was left alone; 'but I'm in his confidence and he can't  help himself, nor couldn't if he was twenty Simmunses!'

 


Chapter 10

 

It was on one of those mornings, common in early spring, when the  year, fickle and changeable in its youth like all other created  things, is undecided whether to step backward into winter or  forward into summer, and in its uncertainty inclines now to the one  and now to the other, and now to both at once--wooing summer in the  sunshine, and lingering still with winter in the shade--it was, in  short, on one of those mornings, when it is hot and cold, wet and  dry, bright and lowering, sad and cheerful, withering and genial,  in the compass of one short hour, that old John Willet, who was  dropping asleep over the copper boiler, was roused by the sound of  a horse's feet, and glancing out at window, beheld a traveller of  goodly promise, checking his bridle at the Maypole door.

 

He was none of your flippant young fellows, who would call for a  tankard of mulled ale, and make themselves as much at home as if  they had ordered a hogshead of wine; none of your audacious young  swaggerers, who would even penetrate into the bar--that solemn  sanctuary--and, smiting old John upon the back, inquire if there  was never a pretty girl in the house, and where he hid his little  chambermaids, with a hundred other impertinences of that nature;  none of your free-and-easy companions, who would scrape their  boots upon the firedogs in the common room, and be not at all  particular on the subject of spittoons; none of your unconscionable  blades, requiring impossible chops, and taking unheard-of pickles  for granted.  He was a staid, grave, placid gentleman, something  past the prime of life, yet upright in his carriage, for all that,  and slim as a greyhound.  He was well-mounted upon a sturdy  chestnut cob, and had the graceful seat of an experienced horseman;  while his riding gear, though free from such fopperies as were then  in vogue, was handsome and well chosen.  He wore a riding-coat of a  somewhat brighter green than might have been expected to suit the  taste of a gentleman of his years, with a short, black velvet cape,  and laced pocket-holes and cuffs, all of a jaunty fashion; his  linen, too, was of the finest kind, worked in a rich pattern at the  wrists and throat, and scrupulously white.  Although he seemed,  judging from the mud he had picked up on the way, to have come from  London, his horse was as smooth and cool as his own iron-grey  periwig and pigtail.  Neither man nor beast had turned a single  hair; and saving for his soiled skirts and spatter-dashes, this  gentleman, with his blooming face, white teeth, exactly-ordered  dress, and perfect calmness, might have come from making an  elaborate and leisurely toilet, to sit for an equestrian portrait  at old John Willet's gate.

 

It must not be supposed that John observed these several  characteristics by other than very slow degrees, or that he took in  more than half a one at a time, or that he even made up his mind  upon that, without a great deal of very serious consideration.   Indeed, if he had been distracted in the first instance by  questionings and orders, it would have taken him at the least a  fortnight to have noted what is here set down; but it happened that  the gentleman, being struck with the old house, or with the plump  pigeons which were skimming and curtseying about it, or with the  tall maypole, on the top of which a weathercock, which had been out  of order for fifteen years, performed a perpetual walk to the music  of its own creaking, sat for some little time looking round in  silence.  Hence John, standing with his hand upon the horse's  bridle, and his great eyes on the rider, and with nothing passing  to divert his thoughts, had really got some of these little  circumstances into his brain by the time he was called upon to  speak.

 

'A quaint place this,' said the gentleman--and his voice was as  rich as his dress.  'Are you the landlord?'

 

'At your service, sir,' replied John Willet.

 

'You can give my horse good stabling, can you, and me an early  dinner (I am not particular what, so that it be cleanly served),  and a decent room of which there seems to be no lack in this great  mansion,' said the stranger, again running his eyes over the  exterior.

 

'You can have, sir,' returned John with a readiness quite  surprising, 'anything you please.'

 

'It's well I am easily satisfied,' returned the other with a smile,  'or that might prove a hardy pledge, my friend.'  And saying so, he  dismounted, with the aid of the block before the door, in a  twinkling.

 

'Halloa there!  Hugh!' roared John.  'I ask your pardon, sir, for  keeping you standing in the porch; but my son has gone to town on  business, and the boy being, as I may say, of a kind of use to me,  I'm rather put out when he's away.  Hugh!--a dreadful idle vagrant  fellow, sir, half a gipsy, as I think--always sleeping in the sun  in summer, and in the straw in winter time, sir--Hugh!  Dear Lord,  to keep a gentleman a waiting here through him!--Hugh!  I wish that  chap was dead, I do indeed.'

 

'Possibly he is,' returned the other.  'I should think if he were  living, he would have heard you by this time.'

 

'In his fits of laziness, he sleeps so desperate hard,' said the  distracted host, 'that if you were to fire off cannon-balls into  his ears, it wouldn't wake him, sir.'

 

The guest made no remark upon this novel cure for drowsiness, and  recipe for making people lively, but, with his hands clasped behind  him, stood in the porch, very much amused to see old John, with the  bridle in his hand, wavering between a strong impulse to abandon  the animal to his fate, and a half disposition to lead him into the  house, and shut him up in the parlour, while he waited on his  master.

 

'Pillory the fellow, here he is at last!' cried John, in the very  height and zenith of his distress.  'Did you hear me a calling,  villain?'

 

The figure he addressed made no answer, but putting his hand upon  the saddle, sprung into it at a bound, turned the horse's head  towards the stable, and was gone in an instant.

 

'Brisk enough when he is awake,' said the guest.

 

'Brisk enough, sir!' replied John, looking at the place where the  horse had been, as if not yet understanding quite, what had become  of him.  'He melts, I think.  He goes like a drop of froth.  You  look at him, and there he is.  You look at him again, and--there he  isn't.'

 

Having, in the absence of any more words, put this sudden climax to  what he had faintly intended should be a long explanation of the  whole life and character of his man, the oracular John Willet led  the gentleman up his wide dismantled staircase into the Maypole's  best apartment.

 

It was spacious enough in all conscience, occupying the whole depth  of the house, and having at either end a great bay window, as large  as many modern rooms; in which some few panes of stained glass,  emblazoned with fragments of armorial bearings, though cracked, and  patched, and shattered, yet remained; attesting, by their  presence, that the former owner had made the very light subservient  to his state, and pressed the sun itself into his list of  flatterers; bidding it, when it shone into his chamber, reflect the  badges of his ancient family, and take new hues and colours from  their pride.

 

But those were old days, and now every little ray came and went as  it would; telling the plain, bare, searching truth.  Although the  best room of the inn, it had the melancholy aspect of grandeur in  decay, and was much too vast for comfort.  Rich rustling hangings,  waving on the walls; and, better far, the rustling of youth and  beauty's dress; the light of women's eyes, outshining the tapers  and their own rich jewels; the sound of gentle tongues, and music,  and the tread of maiden feet, had once been there, and filled it  with delight.  But they were gone, and with them all its gladness.   It was no longer a home; children were never born and bred there;  the fireside had become mercenary--a something to be bought and  sold--a very courtezan: let who would die, or sit beside, or leave  it, it was still the same--it missed nobody, cared for nobody, had  equal warmth and smiles for all.  God help the man whose heart ever  changes with the world, as an old mansion when it becomes an inn!

 

No effort had been made to furnish this chilly waste, but before  the broad chimney a colony of chairs and tables had been planted on  a square of carpet, flanked by a ghostly screen, enriched with  figures, grinning and grotesque.  After lighting with his own hands  the faggots which were heaped upon the hearth, old John withdrew to  hold grave council with his cook, touching the stranger's  entertainment; while the guest himself, seeing small comfort in  the yet unkindled wood, opened a lattice in the distant window, and  basked in a sickly gleam of cold March sun.

 

Leaving the window now and then, to rake the crackling logs  together, or pace the echoing room from end to end, he closed it  when the fire was quite burnt up, and having wheeled the easiest  chair into the warmest corner, summoned John Willet.

 

'Sir,' said John.

 

He wanted pen, ink, and paper.  There was an old standish on the  mantelshelf containing a dusty apology for all three.  Having set  this before him, the landlord was retiring, when he motioned him to  stay.

 

'There's a house not far from here,' said the guest when he had  written a few lines, 'which you call the Warren, I believe?'

 

As this was said in the tone of one who knew the fact, and asked  the question as a thing of course, John contented himself with  nodding his head in the affirmative; at the same time taking one  hand out of his pockets to cough behind, and then putting it in  again.

 

'I want this note'--said the guest, glancing on what he had  written, and folding it, 'conveyed there without loss of time, and  an answer brought back here.  Have you a messenger at hand?'

 

John was thoughtful for a minute or thereabouts, and then said Yes.

 

'Let me see him,' said the guest.

 

This was disconcerting; for Joe being out, and Hugh engaged in  rubbing down the chestnut cob, he designed sending on the errand,  Barnaby, who had just then arrived in one of his rambles, and who,  so that he thought himself employed on a grave and serious  business, would go anywhere.

 

'Why the truth is,' said John after a long pause, 'that the person  who'd go quickest, is a sort of natural, as one may say, sir; and  though quick of foot, and as much to be trusted as the post  itself, he's not good at talking, being touched and flighty, sir.'

 

'You don't,' said the guest, raising his eyes to John's fat face,  'you don't mean--what's the fellow's name--you don't mean Barnaby?'

 

'Yes, I do,' returned the landlord, his features turning quite  expressive with surprise.

 

'How comes he to be here?' inquired the guest, leaning back in his  chair; speaking in the bland, even tone, from which he never  varied; and with the same soft, courteous, never-changing smile  upon his face.  'I saw him in London last night.'

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